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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 168 22.0%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.1%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    763
Then she loses. I don't see the issue. She doesn't deserve anything just because she's 'nice'.
Resident Josie loremaster, she can handle loud noises.
They haven't tried to find her or Vance's limits and it's quite pathetic. Vance clearly has a low threshold of tolerance for what Letty puts up with. Josie is a wildcard as far as I'm concerned.
 
Resident Josie loremaster, she can handle loud noises.
They haven't tried to find her or Vance's limits and it's quite pathetic. Vance clearly has a low threshold of tolerance for what Letty puts up with. Josie is a wildcard as far as I'm concerned.
Isn't she uncomfortable with simping? Go for that. Make jokes at her about taking her clothes off like they do with Letty. At the very least have a no shower day and pour stuff on Josie. They pour stuff on her, she goes and showers, and then everything is fine. It's not hard to think, "hey let's stop the showering part and see if she gets uncomfortable."
I do remember some TTS making her uncomfortable calling her retarded and ugly. If Frank was going to go easy on her he should have at least told her, "I'm not going to fuck with you since you're obviously retarded." Have all the freeloaders refer to her as special needs or something. I just thought of this in like 20 seconds. C'mon Jet.
 
Resident Josie loremaster, she can handle loud noises.
They haven't tried to find her or Vance's limits and it's quite pathetic. Vance clearly has a low threshold of tolerance for what Letty puts up with. Josie is a wildcard as far as I'm concerned.
The thing is, I don't think the crew needs to find something special to annoy Vance or Josie. Anyone, regardless of what personally bothers you, would get annoyed and feel broken if you kept doing the same thing over and over again. Example, Letty didn't react the first few times people threw stuff on her, she laughed and took a shower, but they kept doing it and eventually she became upset.

They threw sugar on Josie once, and everyone says "Wow she's so not bothered!" but for one thing, it was sugar instead of liquid, and for another, it was thrown on her only one time... if they kept throwing sugar on Josie, she might laugh it off the first few times, but I guarantee after a while she too would be hiding in the bathroom.
 
My Letty dislike is because she connives against everyone then wonders why she is persecuted so, oy vey (people retaliating)

I'm probably not even mad about that tbh just mad about all the simps coming out to her defense playing her up as the victim. There aren't that many instances where she was actually the victim, I can only name Frank Hassle starting the pee pee poo poo trend and Damiel sperging out during the camping arc.

It all started with the baby shaking and here we are now. Return to India.
She was plenty singled out by the entire house for the past two weeks, She's been the butt of jokes for weeks and has tried her best to be a good sport about it.

Negative TTS has targeted her the most while worse competitors like sylvia were being protected from it until the start of the camping arc. Vance has been doing the scheming bit for a while too and gets off scot-free. I've said this before to many others and will say the same to you, I think you're being very disingenuous when you use conniving and victimhood as your reasoning when other contestants have been just as bad if not worse, and I feel that with every opportunity that has come up for you to criticize other contestants you have chosen not to.

The baby shaking haha, nigga its a plastic baby and they did it for the game! VANCE WAS PART OF THAT SCHEME TOO NIGGA!!!! Quit huffing your own farts :story:
 
Is there a restream up anywhere that hasn't been copyright striked? My computer is old and fucking up again and all the cameras are frozen on the fishtank live site.
 
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Holy shit, I don't know if this has been pointed out yet, but I'm just seeing the leaderboard and it looks like the top 2 paypigs have paid over 20k apiece if they only bought 6400 packs of tokens.
 
I missed yesterday (I think I'm glad that I did because from the description of things the whole thing has become borderline unwatchable). Did ASF ever get his gym bag back that Letty hid in the downstairs bathroom? The last time he thought somebody messed with his stuff he went completely nuts and started putting holes into walls with a broom or something (the ones in the living room) and threatened to kill people. I predicted a chimp-out of even greater proportions, but reading this thread, it seems like nothing ever really came of it? I know he was extremely triggered because he thought Letty got his GFM canceled (hence trashing her room and writing "cunt" on the wall) and he was also seething because Letty poured that shit he cooked up on him before he could to the same to her, but there really wasn't a meltdown because of his missing bag? Looking at the B4 cam, he doesn't seem to have it (he's usually really protective of it and sleeps with it under his head, lol, homeless)? Or did he get it back and hid it?
He got it back during the show is ending prank. He did threaten to strangle Letty if he didn't get it back earlier though. She had poured the same bleach/water solution into it that he covered all of her stuff in earlier in the day. He then had a meltdown because a "100 dollar Yugioh deck" was destroyed from getting wet.
 
Is there a restream up anywhere that hasn't been copyright striked? My computer is old and fucking up again and all the cameras are frozen on the fishtank live site.
You could try blocking elements such as chat via ublock to improve performance or just play the cameras directly through VLC (look the links up yourself). Freezing happens to me randomly, too but it's not too frequent and switching cameras for a second fixes it.

If you really need the YT link then there's this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YnuG90AdcMQ
(search for "fishtank live" and filter to only livestreams when it goes down)
 
Isn't she uncomfortable with simping? Go for that. Make jokes at her about taking her clothes off like they do with Letty. At the very least have a no shower day and pour stuff on Josie. They pour stuff on her, she goes and showers, and then everything is fine. It's not hard to think, "hey let's stop the showering part and see if she gets uncomfortable."
I do remember some TTS making her uncomfortable calling her retarded and ugly. If Frank was going to go easy on her he should have at least told her, "I'm not going to fuck with you since you're obviously retarded." Have all the freeloaders refer to her as special needs or something. I just thought of this in like 20 seconds. C'mon Jet.
Yeah, she's clearly uncomfortable with simps and being lusted after, she didn't even want to show her feet because she knows how people can be and she told Letty that she dresses much girlier at home but only brought baggy clothes because she didn't want people to be weird about her.

They already made the joke about her being cleaning lady next season, they should just do a bit where they have her wear a little anime maid costume, maybe say she's not allowed to clean unless she wears the costume.

Josie's such a sweet girl it does feel kind of bad to think of her doing stuff that makes her uncomfortable, but that seems to be the big thing that upsets her. I'm not even thinking like a super slutty costume or anything, just something frilly and a bit humiliating.
 
Yeah, she's clearly uncomfortable with simps and being lusted after, she didn't even want to show her feet because she knows how people can be and she told Letty that she dresses much girlier at home but only brought baggy clothes because she didn't want people to be weird about her.

They already made the joke about her being cleaning lady next season, they should just do a bit where they have her wear a little anime maid costume, maybe say she's not allowed to clean unless she wears the costume.

Josie's such a sweet girl it does feel kind of bad to think of her doing stuff that makes her uncomfortable, but that seems to be the big thing that upsets her. I'm not even thinking like a super slutty costume or anything, just something frilly and a bit humiliating.
She also cried after winning immunity challenge, because she felt bad for making Vance fall and lose. They could make her do something then gaslight her that it caused an accident to other fish or a staff member. Could be as simple as Ben asking her to make some food for him then for a day hiding while staff pretends he's in hospital. There's really so many things they could try. Just sad how the potential content is wasted because of the simping from wigger in chief.
 
Did ASF ever get his gym bag back that Letty hid in the downstairs bathroom?
He did, she gave it back after they announced in the kitchen that the game was over. He went upstairs and had a mini sperg out because she dumped something in it (cleaning supplies or soapy water I think). He was pretty upset that it ruined his $100 Yu-Gi-Oh card deck, which he dumped in the trash, and there were some medical papers that got wet.

I think that with the game being announced as over and him already raging as much as he did that day, he was too tired to actually scream at her. It was just him bitching to the cameras.
 
He did, she gave it back after they announced in the kitchen that the game was over. He went upstairs and had a mini sperg out because she dumped something in it (cleaning supplies or soapy water I think). He was pretty upset that it ruined his $100 Yu-Gi-Oh card deck, which he dumped in the trash, and there were some medical papers that got wet.

I think that with the game being announced as over and him already raging as much as he did that day, he was too tired to actually scream at her. It was just him bitching to the cameras.

As I said in sneedchat this morning before going to bed: I want him ran over with a forklift. I hate him more than I currently hate anyone else that comes to mind. He's the worst thing to happen to this dumpsterfire of a show and I want him launched out of a trebuchet into a reinforced concrete wall.
He says he wants to get a motorcycle. I want him to. Because he can't drive let alone handle a 2 wheeled machine with a manual transmission. It brought me great joy to imagine him smeared out across the highway at 70mph. No protective gear exists to protect that mass so he'd squid it up.

Then I laughed picturing him trying to ride a 250cc and it maxing out at 25mph in top gear.


Ok I feel better now.
 
He did, she gave it back after they announced in the kitchen that the game was over. He went upstairs and had a mini sperg out because she dumped something in it (cleaning supplies or soapy water I think). He was pretty upset that it ruined his $100 Yu-Gi-Oh card deck, which he dumped in the trash, and there were some medical papers that got wet.

I think that with the game being announced as over and him already raging as much as he did that day, he was too tired to actually scream at her. It was just him bitching to the cameras.
why the fuck did he bring his shitty yugioh card deck to the house in the first place? he's never taken it out until now (when it got destroyed), did the fat moron think that he'd meet someone to play it with?. what a fucking autistic faggot goddamn.
 
As I said in sneedchat this morning before going to bed: I want him ran over with a forklift. I hate him more than I currently hate anyone else that comes to mind. He's the worst thing to happen to this dumpsterfire of a show and I want him launched out of a trebuchet into a reinforced concrete wall.
He says he wants to get a motorcycle. I want him to. Because he can't drive let alone handle a 2 wheeled machine with a manual transmission. It brought me great joy to imagine him smeared out across the highway at 70mph. No protective gear exists to protect that mass so he'd squid it up.

Then I laughed picturing him trying to ride a 250cc and it maxing out at 25mph in top gear.


Ok I feel better now.

Bros.... This post gave me an idea. Take the Keffals tier GFM money for Chris and use it to buy him a ticket to Mexico. Buy two cheap (read as stolen) motorcycles for like $1k and have him and Ethan Ralph do a tour of Mexico on them. The remaining $13k* will go a long way there, or maybe it will quickly end up in a cartel's hands when Ralph tries.to buy $5k of Xanax from a pharmacist who calls his friends. Let the adventure begin.

*Assuming they get to $15k but I don't see why not
 
That's the point of the show...
I know, it's not really the torturing them that bothers me, I'm just a little squeamish about the sexual humiliation stuff with the girls and I feel guilty about suggesting it. I don't think it should be off limits as long as it stays legal, I just feel weird about it.

I even felt bad for Fatty with the hooker and I generally want to see him suffer.
 
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