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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 168 22.0%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.1%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    763
The Sam thread should just be remade into a nu-MDE thread because everything the wiggers do is Sam related anyway.
also sam doesnt really do enough lolcow shit to keep the thread active. just checked back in and the same old shit has been reposted yet again in a new google doc.
 
Those residents, who do not wish to be named based on how they’ve seen other people treated, including mocking of the former owner of the home
I'm going to assume that the supplier of information for the news article is the faggot that swatted the house. Probably got mad that nothing happened and decided to start spamming the local government even further.
At the start of the season there was a schizo on 4chan trying to "expose" Sam and MDE for scamming the previous owner out of the house for $1. If you lurk the /ftl/ thread on /tv/ then you should probably remember that crazy psycho.
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also sam doesnt really do enough lolcow shit to keep the thread active. just checked back in and the same old shit has been reposted yet again in a new google doc.
The Sam thread has just become "hey take a look at more mentally ill ramblings from Sam's former friends and employees! HAVE YOU GUYS HEARD ABOUT MARKY?!?"
 
Does Shinji even need to be "more competitive"? He's winning most contests and has a big endorsement lead.

Rather than pressuring him, production should ask themselves WHY does he have that lead in the first place.

Maybe then they can try to reinforce that on the rest of the fish instead of repeating the same failing Jet strategy time and time again.
 
Maybe he'll become the showrunner with Sam in S3?
I hope not and I don't exactly know where you get the idea that he's competent, he's barely done anything and the few bits he's been involved with were painfully unfunny. I like Ben a lot and he has a better idea of what's funny but he's not as in control as Sam is. Reality is that we don't know exactly how stuff behind the scenes work, only small glimpses, but it is pretty clear that by how Jet tries to control and talk to the fish and what he tweets that he really doesn't know what he's doing and has a vision of how things should work that clash with Sam and most viewers.
 
How close is the house next to other houses? I can actually understand complaints if the house is right next to their neighbors, Fish Tank can get loud as fuck, especially during late night hours when people are trying to sleep.

I guess I assumed that Sam and co would have already thought of this and would buy a house far enough away to not disturb the locals but after everything else I've seen, I'm now not so sure. If they're close enough to other people I would complain too.
 
Does Shinji even need to be "more competitive"? He's winning most contests and has a big endorsement lead.

Rather than pressuring him, production should ask themselves WHY does he have that lead in the first place.

Maybe then they can try to reinforce that on the rest of the fish instead of repeating the same failing Jet strategy time and time again.
Because they want to force another Letty situation
 
How close is the house next to other houses? I can actually understand complaints if the house is right next to their neighbors, Fish Tank can get loud as fuck, especially during late night hours when people are trying to sleep.

I guess I assumed that Sam and co would have already thought of this and would buy a house far enough away to not disturb the locals but after everything else I've seen, I'm now not so sure. If they're close enough to other people I would complain too.
This is what Google Maps shows. The Fishtank house is 10, right?
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How close is the house next to other houses? I can actually understand complaints if the house is right next to their neighbors, Fish Tank can get loud as fuck, especially during late night hours when people are trying to sleep.

I guess I assumed that Sam and co would have already thought of this and would buy a house far enough away to not disturb the locals but after everything else I've seen, I'm now not so sure. If they're close enough to other people I would complain too.
The article says it sits on .65 acres which is decently big. Big enough that there should be no issue with noise at all lol. Like somebody above said I would assume it's alogging from somebody with a hate boner.
 
It looks like Britney really, truly, is out.
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You might notice that she's wearing oversized Croc's that don't fit her in the slightest. This is because her actual shoes have been stolen by Duan'ay, who managed to hide them in the laundry room. He was then parading around with her shoes for the next few minutes.
 
This is what Google Maps shows. The Fishtank house is 10, right?
Yeah, you posted right before I was about to. They're not that close to any individual house, if you can hear stuff it would probably only reach the road itself. Most of the fishtank action happens at night so unless the upper house is in the pool at night I don't see how anyone could be regularly disturbed by it.
 
It looks like Britney really, truly, is out.
An hour after she entered the basement Vance collected her stuff from B2.

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Then bald Jet came to the lounge to ask where they the other fish put her shoes, Tayleigh told him to ask dumbgay and he walked off saying there's no need for secrecy anymore and that they had eliminated her. At the dog house he states to dumbgay that they bullied her off the show. Bonus TTS and bald Jet doing a TJ impression

 
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