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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
Another thing I'm really enjoying about season 2.5 is the what would you even call it? The production soundboard thingy? Like when Jimmy makes a terrible joke and they play canned laughter that's so good. Another great addition.
 
Jimmy: "If any women yearn for me, I'll be in The Downs for 20 minutes."
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It's just him and a spider. JIMMY FUCKS SPIDERS.
 
I didn't catch it the last night, but a goblin has been visiting at very odd hours to fuck with the camp and steal. Jimmy stayed up tonight to try and catch the goblin, Letty and Xay having their own plan to get one over on the thief. After staying up until around 2am~ Jimmy left for about ten minutes to just go sit in the downs for some reason. During this time the Goblin showed up and absolutely wrecked the camp. After hearing the commotion, Jimmy ran back and confronted him. Nothing really came from it except making the goblin ask them what 'friendship' was while he stole from them. Xay woke up Letty going "usssee it... use the scroll..." to which she used the scroll of Judaism!... on themselves! They spent a long time trying to figure out if it was best to make the goblin a jew or themselves, but after thinking about harry potter they realized goblins are already sort of jews. The plan fell through because the goblin didn't care if he was stealing from jews, giving the camp one last fucking-up because he thought they tried to lay traps for him.
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Edit: Turns out it's NOT just a random thing that happens every night. It's what happens when someone uses the 'SEND GOBLIN' fishtoy! That's right, for the small sum of 10k Fishtokens (750 USD), you can send in a dude in green bodypaint to fuck with the contestants at any hour of the night.
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Agares said:
I had to make some AI power metal about this epic saga. Forgive me if it's not entirely lore accurate or based on canon.
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Tried giving it a shot too, Suno's pretty neat. Gonna stick with one to not just spam the shit out of the thread with these, but I had a few accounts at the time they were giving out 500 credits, so there's more that could probably be done.
 
Get the rope Macaulay! said:
she of all people should know how bad stalkers are. the fact that Jet was willing to kick off a person in contact with her stalker while letting a guy joke/pretend to be Tay's says a lot about how much they hate Tay in comparison.
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The difference is that Jeremy wasn't just some random 4chan stalker, he was Lettys psycho obsessed Ex that released revenge porn of her and sent it to her family that Letty had an active court case against during Season 1.
In fact even with the case against him he was still posting her nudes and ranting about her on 4chan right up until around the start of Season 2.
 
Sicko Hunter said:
Another thing I'm really enjoying about season 2.5 is the what would you even call it? The production soundboard thingy? Like when Jimmy makes a terrible joke and they play canned laughter that's so good. Another great addition.
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Also loving the final fantasy-style soundtrack that plays over the director cam during moments of action. This season leans into the low-budget feel of the show in a great way
 
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It must really suck to shorten your lifespan with TRT abuse and still end up looking like this.
 
Agares said:
I had to make some AI power metal about this epic saga. Forgive me if it's not entirely lore accurate or based on canon.
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Generative AI is showing the cracks in my own perception of reality because I really like this and it sounds like every other power metal band I would listen to.
 
Jon's other foot is now swollen too. He thinks it's from bites but I doubt it. Didn't get a closeup so I can't judge for myself. As you may know, he is always running around barefoot despite his injuries. Now both feet are too enlarged to fit in his shoes. Note that the only footwear he brought to a TV show centered around running through the woods are sandals and cowboy boots. Production says they will buy him athletic shoes but he seems to be against it. When they explain that he'll need socks too, Jon protests. Production says he'll get blisters Jon replies "Says who?!". Apparently Jon doesn't believe in blisters.
 
Mudkipcorn said:
Jon's other foot is now swollen too. He thinks it's from bites but I doubt it. Didn't get a closeup so I can't judge for myself. As you may know, he is always running around barefoot despite his injuries. Now both feet are too enlarged to fit in his shoes. Note that the only footwear he brought to a TV show centered around running through the woods are sandals and cowboy boots. Production says they will buy him athletic shoes but he seems to be against it. When they explain that he'll need socks too, Jon protests. Production says he'll get blisters Jon replies "Says who?!". Apparently Jon doesn't believe in blisters.
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This part is astounding me and applies to Jimmy as well. Bruh how are you wearing sandals out in the woods for two weeks? Vance is a blank slate but the man had enough thought to get some GOODYEAR STRONG boots.
 
Mudkipcorn said:
Jon's other foot is now swollen too. He thinks it's from bites but I doubt it. Didn't get a closeup so I can't judge for myself. As you may know, he is always running around barefoot despite his injuries. Now both feet are too enlarged to fit in his shoes. Note that the only footwear he brought to a TV show centered around running through the woods are sandals and cowboy boots. Production says they will buy him athletic shoes but he seems to be against it. When they explain that he'll need socks too, Jon protests. Production says he'll get blisters Jon replies "Says who?!". Apparently Jon doesn't believe in blisters.
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Amazed Jon hasn't seriously hurt or killed himself in his lifetime. What an idiot.
 
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