Letty has been speaking with the other Fish for the past 5 minutes about how to optimally use her scroll of Judaism. They don't know what it does and are considering a possible incoming Goblin attack. Does she cast it on herself so she'll become a Jew and they'll be friendly? Does she cast it on the Goblins to jew them out of their loot? Metagaming is huge.
Fatty barges in, but he's not roleplaying King Fattius but rather some random man who is looking for Fattius. Jimmy and Tay play along, explaining for those of us who missed it that Fatty used to be cool but then came back with a hickey from a vampire woman and thenceforth acted all weird; because he was turned, they think. After becoming a vampire he started talking about bringing Muslim refugees into the kingdom and enforcing multiculturalism.