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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    764
Day 8 and they're just now telling the fish to check for ticks, lmao

Jon and Jimmy are both cursed as Jewish by Sam while Jimmy is wanting to spread his Jew goo on everyone.
 
Letty has been speaking with the other Fish for the past 5 minutes about how to optimally use her scroll of Judaism. They don't know what it does and are considering a possible incoming Goblin attack. Does she cast it on herself so she'll become a Jew and they'll be friendly? Does she cast it on the Goblins to jew them out of their loot? Metagaming is huge.

Fatty barges in, but he's not roleplaying King Fattius but rather some random man who is looking for Fattius. Jimmy and Tay play along, explaining for those of us who missed it that Fatty used to be cool but then came back with a hickey from a vampire woman and thenceforth acted all weird; because he was turned, they think. After becoming a vampire he started talking about bringing Muslim refugees into the kingdom and enforcing multiculturalism.
 
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show this the next time anyone says letty is intelligent
Letty can only repeat Red Scare talking points and stuff she's read on the internet. She's about as smart as "Destiny" is.
Just wanted to clarify on the Letty being smart thing it's not that hard to be the intelligent one when your peers are Jimmy and Jon. She was easily the smartest person in season 1 only Vance came close. But yeah I'm saying within the context of the show she is the smart one.
 
Fatty walked up asking for where King Fatitus is (it's him). Not sure what character he is right now but he gave the party a gift from king fattius.
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It was a piece of paper that said 'Fuck', Jimmy didn't read it out loud properly though. Fatty then made a joke about 'giving a fuck' but I didn't really understand it. The King gave them a fuck? The King gives a fuck? Not sure. He also started questioning them about their allegiance with the king, quickly agreeing that King Fattius is a nutjob for the vampire thing and leaving. Jimmy also confirms he wants everyone to be going for the 'good ending' of this game despite not helping the NPCs at all. He wants to beat both The Duke and Xavier, which I would say is more in line with a 'true ending' rather than a good ending.
 
I think she didn't realize how serious the shit with the stalker was.
she of all people should know how bad stalkers are. the fact that Jet was willing to kick off a person in contact with her stalker while letting a guy joke/pretend to be Tay's says a lot about how much they hate Tay in comparison.
Xavier Ravenblood is the best thing that has come out of Fishtank
his actor is also a well known kiwifarms user (and former admin!) coincidence?
they're doing post-production sound effects live, thats incredible
tay admitted to meth use
i thought we all knew she was a former meth head, have you seen her or her smile?
She's about as smart as "Destiny" is.
If Destiny was rocking some fat tits he would be a lot more well liked online (just ask keffals!)
 
Still a better contestant than Vance even in this deplorable state.
....and that is supposed to be impressive? vance and tayleigh are garbage and they were the most unlikeable (well, S1 had mauro and simmons but nobody cares about them anymore) contenstants of their respective seasons. Vance tried to be the "epic literally me stand-in male figure" and not only failed at that but also turned into one of the most forced and obnoxious characters in the show so far, almost an antithesis of the organic weirdness that are Letty or Jimmy.
Tayleigh meanwhile is a complete trainwreck of a person (and not in an entertaining way like summer or jon) who agreed to some of the most degenerate shit in the show so far when she could have simply said no like the other , more smart contestants, and she won nothing for it, not to mention that during the whole show she was hostile angaist everyone but jimmy and production and had at least 3 violent meltdowns. Really Tayleigh should have never been in the show to begin with, she needs genuine help, and the show clearly only made her worse and made her relapse.
 
The context is even weirder.

Jimmy: I need to wash my hands, I don't want to serve food with dick germs on it.
Jon: You shouldn't wash your hands ... I haven't washed my hands all week.

Jon craves the dickgerm.
But jerking off is still gay though. And so is using a pocket pussy.
 
I had to make some AI power metal about this epic saga. Forgive me if it's not entirely lore accurate or based on canon.



 
Jon has some really weird ideas.

I guess that if you don't jerk off, you never have to wash your hands.

This is some straight up bodybuilding.com shit.
 
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Jimmy cock-blocked us on the raccoon tonight. He gave raccoon a piece of cheese, and the raccoon left before it was even on camera. No cockblock raccoon Jimmy
 
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