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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 168 22.0%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.1%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    763
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this is wild
whoever is in the bed with ted is like all the way in his bed
is that payton? *its smaack

also laron got completely blanket cucked.

Why are women such selfish sleepers!

Also why is everyone sleeping in the penthouse lol
 
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Why are women such selfish sleepers!
Buddy you are in for a rude awakening. You'll wake up one night to getting sheetpulled by a bitch that already has multiple blankets + PJs stealing your one blanket. You'll realize in this moment "This is it. This is my life now. I get to freeze every night."
 
Of course the black man and the Indian man are living up to all their racial stereotypes.
 
From what I recall in season 1 they initially started with no alcohol and then found that alcohol really had to be there and I believe they had to up their insurance coverage on account of that.
They had the most alcohol of any season on season 1, pretty sure they where getting lit right off the bat, and sam and jet went on PKA after season 1 and sam said they went with no insurance, because the premiums where insane so they went without, which hilariously jet didnt know until sam brought it up on the PKA interview
It's also the case that since they have alcohol (at least I think they do this season?) they have some sort of duty of care and responsibility when it comes to the consequences of that.
They have alcohol this season, they have toned down the amount they get though
whoever is in the bed with ted is like all the way in his bed
is that payton?
Its smack and ted, smack has been ontop of ted all night, and in the big bed for a good part of the night la'ron was big spooning alexis
 
Of course the black man and the Indian man are living up to all their racial stereotypes.
I think, notably, the black man is subverting his stereotype. Burt is insane and sex addicted but he's also one of the only smart people in the house. He regularly is able to see through scheming and understands when something isn't right. He's thoughtful and sensitive, even though he's also drugging his friends. He gives good advice, like trying to get people to eat, sleep well, and exercise.

He is dichotomous and a rich character. Simbal however is just a representative of every jeet: disgusting, manipulative, and cowardly.
 
Ian eats calmly as a maniac circles him, talking to himself and spazzing. Cinema.
 
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some stuff from the discord
binx's 1000 yard stare when jeet is touching her is perfect lol

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payton and laron talking about their plans going forward
to kick off people who dont want to be there
they're going to try their best to be good people but also want to win because they want to be famous.
It seems like they are in an alliance with each other.
Not really scheming, but just talking about what to do

Also payton has a cool tyler the creator hoodie
 
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I hate having frank hassle in the tank for extended time but bringing him in to bully simbal would be the highlight of my week. "SIR YOU CANT TOUCH ME SIR I WILL LAWSUIT!"
The cast almost revolted over Simbal being slightly pushed. Frank Hassle coming in is completely out of the question people would just walk. It's not happening.
 
the black man is subverting his stereotype.
honestly he's a great representation of black intelligence. like yes he's absolutely bonkers as well, but he's still incredibly intelligent but that racial lust overwhelms him. It reminds me of this international student who basically pretended to be a regular white but came off like a huge perv most of the time towards the rest of the class, but then someone looked into his background and he was like the latino doogie howser, just a complete prodigy and once we realized it was just a latino that dropped his accent and tried to be a regular dude (it was the 2000s, everyone still mocked spics) it made a bit more sense. like there's also a cultural translation as well as a strict translation to languages and he apparently didn't realize that 1st part and just acted like most men act towards the sweet submissive women in his home country.

Basically what i'm saying is that once you "cancel out like factors" with this gay black man you're just left with a genius. You can also see this with white dudes, but because they're way less sexual its more of a desperate need for companionship than sex, like its literally Dr. Murdoch's entire character in murdoch murdoch. Its actually quite a common problem with black and latino people who are geniuses. Because in the mostly white world of upper white society you're supposed to not act like a teenager who just discovered masturbating you end up with these guys who end up destroying their careers with orgies. Such as Andrew Gillum or Richard Nanula, porn addiction in general is mostly black and brown for this same reason. the white kids in my high school were fucking appalled at the stuff latinos or blacks would talk about at the lunch room when it came to porn. Even if you do jerk off you shouldn't tell people was what they were taught. Which is also why most of them need IVF to make a kid as well.

porn is to non-whites what booze is to native americans. an evil invention that white people can handle quite well while they just destroy themselves over it, literally look at Kanye West, and beyond that its almost insane how every other black person in entertainment openly talks about struggling with porn. This nigga not being able to stop gooning while everyone in the house is perfectly fine is rather telling.
Between the gooning, the lack of care about nudity and jerking off, and especially walking around in circles i think this dude is straight up autistic. I've only seen that in autists. Also that weird ability to just be fine with any situation, like the computer started talking and he started talking back without reacting to how odd that was. Hell look at how he tries to medicate and diagnose people, he'd probably literally give the clothes off his back to any of these people. I can't wait to see him just dominate the challenges by accident.
The cast almost revolted over Simbal being slightly pushed. Frank Hassle coming in is completely out of the question people would just walk. It's not happening.
You're right, how the fuck can they do any of their usual antics without a mad rush to the door?
 
Laron and binx are hanging out in the penthouse
theyve been shit talking simbal for like the last 15 minutes lmao
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You're right, how the fuck can they do any of their usual antics without a mad rush to the door?
They can't. It's the major downside of having a cast of "normal" non-MDE fans they won't put up with the stuff considered racism or harassment. It's something we all talked about a bunch before this season started. TTS has to be heavily censored, Fatty doing his normal screaming and nudity must be toned way the fuck down (this part is probably for the best) and Frank hassling people is out of the question he can't do that role. To me none of this ruins the season it's still been fantastic so far.
 
Alex just did the pokemon theme :lol:
he nailed it
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