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Is it over?

  • Yes, I am sad and need a Ben backrub :(

    Votes: 327 31.9%

  • No, we will be back, autism too strong

    Votes: 519 50.7%

  • Cams down until we roll into Bloodgames 2

    Votes: 178 17.4%
  • Total voters
    1,024
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"You made a monster"
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"I just wanted to be loved"
 
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Sicko Hunter said:
I respect your take but I personally disagree. The entire Brandon night was a huge downer and vibe killer for the show. It had none of the hilarity the Simmons kickoff had because I was too busy hating all the fish going to bat for Brandon. Burt sobbing to keep a chomo on was one of the lowest moments of the series imo. It also wasn't planned out and funny like the Simmons kickoff either. When I think of peak season 3 I think of the famous house reveal and Alex and his goblin wife fighting not the Brandon night.
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I am the weirdo that loved FH 2.0 and think it was the most interesting the last two weeks of a season has ever been. It refreshed the show with a ton of energy, I liked several of the new Faux Fish and think we would of had good stuff had they let it run with some changes.

Brandon night was entertaining but really only because of Sam's reaction. All the other Fish lost a ton of standing and Luke was already the GOAT and just got more of a lead over anyone else involved with the season. The other Fish all were basically given instructions to be boring. A different task for Famous House 2.0 might of changed people's treatment of Brandon, at least for those that weren't degenerate schitzo faggots that'd hit on Jason Voorhees as he's murdering his friends,

Voting never should of come back, the remaining Real Fish should of been given instruction that their job was to fuck with the new Fish, not try to socially engineer a voting was. When their instructions are to fuck with the new people, and they get clear indication that Brandon was Production's target, we might of gotten a better evening out of it. Only Luke understood this.
 
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code123 said:
I think the Simmons book thing got a bit overblown. But you have to admit that he was fucking weird I knew something was wrong with him when unprompted he offered to get into drag for that skit.
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Oh 100%. Simmons is a weirdo freak. The shit with Jon was also very, very weird. I just don't think it was a grooming manual that's all.
 
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BullfrogBill said:
Then why did the fish read the passages themselves directly from the print book the wiggers bought from Amazon on camera? Did Sam himself edit the book and print it himself to include passages saying "you single the girls out so they know" or "There was a counselor who worked for a camp decades ago and everyone loved him but he got fired for offering drinks to underaged girls and allegedly raped them, here's how to that the right way." There were passages directly about how the camp counselor should give the campers a "romantic experience" and advice always boils down to don't get caught by your superiors. I don't think Sam doctored the book to include them, Simmons is a pedophile who wrote it.

Why the fuck does this thread always come back to wanting to discuss defending pedophiles? The Fishtank fanbase is properly cursed.
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I'm pretty sure I said this to you ages ago but you do realize there's an entire industry of hiring a ghostwriter to make an ebook/audio book for Amazon? Like it's one of Andrew Tate's business things also.

So there's a reasonable chance he didn't actually write anything in it and just asked some 3rd worlder to write about it.
 
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Polska krowa said:
Oh boy oh boy, it's time for @BullfrogBill's weekly spergout/derailment about Brandon and nonces!!!!
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Can't help but notice that he virtue signals against Simmons and Brandon nonstop but doesn't do it against Sam. Simmon's crime is plagiarizing a bunch of blogs and youtube video transcripts and slinging it onto Amazon as part of a scam to make money and liking a picture of a kid goofing off wearing sweatpants up to her shoulders with a wall of hashtags for engagement farming purposes. Sam on the other hand actually groomed and fucked a 15 year old which is perfectly documented short of video of the physical act itself and he plays defense force for him nonstop in this thread and over in the Sam Hyde thread.

The PDF is right fucking there and he wont look into it because he prefers the fantasy that Simmons is a pedo and Sam is this amazing E-daddy chud who dindu nuffin. You can Ctrl+F for the infamous "here is how to do it the right way" and immediate see its followed by advice NOT TO FUCK THE UNDERAGE KID. Advice that Sam Hyde obviously did not take.
 
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BullfrogBill said:
The s2 edits actually ended with a cop searching the place after the fact I assume due to all the calls they were getting.
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You must be Burt because the only way you wouldn't know why the RISPCA was there was if you mind wiped.

The cops searching the S2 house was because of the chicken drama that happened after the finale, not because of a supposed volume of calls that occurred during the season.
 
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S.C.U.D. said:
You must be Burt because the only way you wouldn't know why the RISPCA was there was if you mind wiped.

The cops searching the S2 house was because of the chicken drama that happened after the finale, not because of a supposed volume of calls that occurred during the season.
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Yes, the cops and other animal services were called by viewers complaining about animal abuse. How do think they became aware of it in the first place? I think I remember people on Reddit and 4chan taking credit for doing it.
 
code123 said:
I think the Simmons book thing got a bit overblown. But you have to admit that he was fucking weird I knew something was wrong with him when unprompted he offered to get into drag for that skit.
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A lot of that beauty involving the first week of Fishtank was seeing this weird gay relationship blossom between a autistic Andrew Tate follower, and a older chinese man. The culmination of it being the night he transformed into a woman, proceeded to make a ass of himself, and shut in a room by Sam. Pure comedy.

Simmon's was a fucking weirdo, but that wannabe theater kid ESL was providing content.

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Mizzy posted an old selfie of her and Jet I hadn't seen before, this looks like it was taken right after the S3 finale:
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BullfrogBill said:
Yes, the cops and other animal services were called by viewers complaining about animal abuse.
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Incorrect. Bex called an animal rescue place to take the chickens off the wiggers' hands and they got mad at the conditions the chickens had been kept in, as well as what Bex claimed was a joke about "I'll leave them on the side of the road if you don't take them" and went to the local news and cops/RISPCA about it. https://turnto10.com/news/local/chi...-animal-sanctuary-tiverton-cole-fishtank?s=09 (archive)

Bex also talked about this in an interview. Starts at about 12:45:
I have attached the relevant clip as well where she talks about contacting the animal shelter to get rid of the chickens and them getting mad at her and going to the local news and RISPCA:
 
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else_letter said:
Jet building Season 4 HYPE
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Jet has too much of a retard ego. two thousand dollar designer shoes that don't even properly fit, mask off yelling at contestants because they threw some food at you while you were dressed up like a spooky shark, blaming those damn kiwifarmers for the cops showing up. There's a reason people don't want to give him ten dollars a month, but insisting people RESPECT MUH AUTHORITAY isn't helping his case
 
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