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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 168 22.0%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.1%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    763
I know its unpopular but I think Fatty is kino.. Late stage kino. When the tank is at its worst, and everybody is burnt out, something about Fatty yapping incessantly in the background just does it for me.
 
Wrench for both, surely
I don't know if Wrench would understand even half of the nerd stuff Fatty babbles about. Letty, Tayleigh, Trish and Binx understood or partook in some of his hobbies which is why he latched onto them, Sylvia and Payton don't play video games or know about Star Wars so he couldn't ramble at them for hours. Ellie may know some of these things though so she may entertain him like she does Aryeh and that is enough to get Fatty to obsess over her.
 
Does anyone have the clip of Freddy suggesting the viewers should go commit a shooting? I can’t find it in the clips but I want it because I remember Sam’s reaction was funny.
 
I had assumed production left the shoelaces for Dan, what with him saying he wanted to kill himself and everything last night.
 
Redid the activity chart to include Bloodgames to Bitchtank. Had ChatGPT consolidate and pretty up the code for all of my scripts into a single one and it did a nice job so I may end up uploading it as well at the end of the season. I'll scrape the Twitter hashtag after the season ends and do the same kind of contestant comparison stuff I did for S1/S2/S3/BG/BT.

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Redid the activity chart to include Bloodgames to Bitchtank. Had ChatGPT consolidate and pretty up the code for all of my scripts into a single one and it did a nice job so I may end up uploading it as well at the end of the season. I'll scrape the Twitter hashtag after the season ends and do the same kind of contestant comparison stuff I did for S1/S2/S3/BG/BT.

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Honestly Yeah this sums up how i feel about S4. Nothing over the top (Simmons etc) and nothing to boring like the camping arc. I'm quite worried for the big box move though.
 
In your guy's opinion, who he most unironically funniest fish in the history of Fishtank? Freeloaders included.
Probably Tai because he is a comedian and he kept his visits short so he didn't overstay his welcome and lose the magic. Even when he did his longest duration on the show and was burning out he was still funny just vacantly staring into space.

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In your guy's opinion, who's been the most unironically funniest fish in the history of Fishtank? Freeloaders included.
Rachel could have been a contender, but her issue was she melted down for too long every single time and production just kept the director on her after it stopped being funny and it became awful and grating in s terrible way.

Honestly director cam holds so much power in terms of audience perception and a lot of the nontent complaints are caused by the team not realizing when the joke has died
 
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