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Is it over?

  • Yes, I am sad and need a Ben backrub :(

    Votes: 325 31.8%
  • No, we will be back, autism too strong

    Votes: 518 50.7%
  • Cams down until we roll into Bloodgames 2

    Votes: 178 17.4%

  • Total voters
    1,021
Hope PKA gets Sam on again soon. Taylor always asks good questions and gets some truth out of him.

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Speculation: it's only an issue now because the wiggers have been a persistent thorn in the side of the local community. It's not about whatever alleged crime that has been committed. If they resolved the bed issue, relocated etc they'd be accused of some other offense. With the amount of time and effort to create an airtight above board production to shield themselves from being hounded, they might as well just acquire the proper permissions and comply w/ the authorities. The process is the punishment.
Yeah, this is looking more and more like it was either a quick cash grab or the wiggers are so stupid they thought they could get away with just eating 300 dollars a day in fines without the municipal authorities or the neighbors escalating it once they caught wind they were just going to ignore it.
 
Sam actually needs shut the fuck up about all that internet dad bullshit. He is the biggest hypocrite honestly. How do you not sort this shit out before the show?
I knew that when he went on PKA and told the guys he needed to inject to "feel regular" like a woman on SSRIs. MDE had one good sketch and the rest of it is just Charles pouncing around like some art class hipster in 2008 and Nick being sweaty, the new season is actual wannabe WKYK + hot topic level marketing cringe, while the podcast is just him complaining about the same dumb shit everyone on here does, with a tinge of "I'm better than you."

The Great War is still good and he should just go back to fucking around with a cell phone camera and throwing chicken grease at homeless people. I'm thinking the world just needs the second coming (of Nick Mullen.)
 
I knew that when he went on PKA and told the guys he needed to inject to "feel regular" like a woman on SSRIs. MDE had one good sketch and the rest of it is just Charles pouncing around like some art class hipster in 2008 and Nick being sweaty, the new season is actual wannabe WKYK + hot topic level marketing cringe, while the podcast is just him complaining about the same dumb shit everyone on here does, with a tinge of "I'm better than you."

The Great War is still good and he should just go back to fucking around with a cell phone camera and throwing chicken grease at homeless people. I'm thinking the world just needs the second coming (of Nick Mullen.)
I laughed when during the recent right wing grift podcast he said you shouldn't consume media that involves schadenfreude considering the majority of his career is about putting other people through shit when they aren't in on the joke. They've done various sketches where the entire point is them abusing unaware Craigslist actors and the entire point of Fishtank is laughing at mentally ill people being pushed to their breaking point.
 
I don't believe a word they say, their overall demeanor the entire season + the recent leaks would lead me to believe they knew they were on beyond thin ice from day 1 and their master plan to defeat local authorities was probably to hop houses every few weeks. Yes, boomers are shitheads, but the wiggers are not blameless in this either.
yeah, seems like this may be the best explanation. not that this was some masterful rug pull scam, but that they thought going from house 1 to 2 to 3 and only spending a couple of weeks in each wouldnt cause any problems. it was cocky and irresponsible, they should have just used a new house from the start knowing all of the risks. not the best look.
 
For those of you who are convinced that this is just one big gaslight, just a reminder that a dude on Twitter had been filing FOIAs and getting the police records of all of this happening before they even left the S1 house, including the fact that the house owner was being criminally charged before they announced it or it was confirmed. https://x.com/SlackerBluePod

April 16th - Cease and Desist | URL
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June 17th - Owner Summons | URL
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June 17th - Criminal Charges pending related to owner summons | URL
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Unless the wiggers decided to collaborate with this random 700 follower Twitter account to release fake police documents then I think it's pretty safe to say it's over. Also this is the guy who posted the police bodycam footage of Rachel and Luke first.
 
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Unless the wiggers decided to collaborate with this random 700 follower Twitter account to release fake police documents then I think it's pretty safe to say it's over. Also this is the guy who posted the police bodycam footage of Rachel and Luke first.
Not a random, hes been making Fishtank stuff since at least S3. That said, those fines are nothing new, they were getting that heat in S1.
 
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I laughed when during the recent right wing grift podcast he said you shouldn't consume media that involves schadenfreude considering the majority of his career is about putting other people through shit when they aren't in on the joke. They've done various sketches where the entire point is them abusing unaware Craigslist actors and the entire point of Fishtank is laughing at mentally ill people being pushed to their breaking point.
For a guy who says Adult Swim is dead he's still really into copying Tim and Eric. I do think he can be funny on his own but it requires going out and being the human puppet that he is, the more he's involved in the production the worse things end up.

One of the funniest things to happen this season wasn't even with the fish, it was when someone queued gay trance music and an old asian man climaxing while Jet lifted without a spotter*.
 
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excited for this now
greg to the rescue
cast is zac (creatures long haired ginger friend)
Blacksmith and his wife (from bloodgames)
Trisha from s2
and probably frank hassle
starts 18 days from now
seGREGated was good. not Fishtank level good, but kept me entertained and scratched that itch for me for a week. will be tuning in now that we probably wont get another FT season until next year.
 
Does the Season 3 House being slashed mean that Xavier has been evicted off the property? Where will his journey take him now? He's been bumming around that place for months by now. Hope he ends up somewhere good.
You may find him at the nearest anime convention, maybe at the artists alley, maybe at the lobby trying to go to parties for free lodging. Wherever he goes, the black wind howls and the midnight hour will dawn again, for the Crows will caw and the dead will walk.
 
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