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Is it over?

  • Yes, I am sad and need a Ben backrub :(

    Votes: 326 31.9%
  • No, we will be back, autism too strong

    Votes: 518 50.7%
  • Cams down until we roll into Bloodgames 2

    Votes: 178 17.4%

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This shit's funny and I'm tired of people who think it isn't. Fans and all these community fags trying to get clout are incapable of being the butt of the joke ever. The Mints power tripping mod bit has been genuinely funny and I'm still confused how it continues to go over everyone's head that he's doing a character, Jet's IG stories before S4 started revealed Mints is gonna be doing that bit for the season.
Mints' whole character is very funny. Way more subtle than I originally thought.
Some people just recently learned how to see humor a single step deeper than face value, then claim to "understand irony" and get all uppity when something's not funny to them, never having understood the joke at all. Ian Jomha Complex
 
The Mints power tripping mod bit has been genuinely funny and I'm still confused how it continues to go over everyone's head that he's doing a character, Jet's IG stories before S4 started revealed Mints is gonna be doing that bit for the season.
The reason it goes over people's heads is they either have paid attention to the site or haven't. Mints has always been a fag in chat, that isn't a character. It's like saying Jet is always playing a character, sometimes he is and sometimes he isn't. It's a wigger trick to blur the lines as a coping mechanism.
 
The Mints power tripping mod bit has been genuinely funny and I'm still confused how it continues to go over everyone's head that he's doing a character, Jet's IG stories before S4 started revealed Mints is gonna be doing that bit for the season.
Looking at videos from Mints' Insta made before Season 4, I have a feeling it's not a character

 
if you don't think this is ironic I really don't know what to say man
He is a true and honest janny and is leaning into the hate, that's all. Consult the chart.
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If this is true I cannot see why anyone would have any pity for Sam and Jet getting their show nuked. That would make two fish they screwed over on Season 3, and two of the most entertaining. If they're not even paying contestants any longer there is no reason Sam and Jet shouldn't get a-logged into submission, its seriously fucked up to just steal 3-4 or 6 weeks of someone's time and not pay them out.
While Alex B was a top contestant of fishtank, he is also a huge idiot nepobaby who directly and indirectly through his wife caused a lot of issues for season 3 and should be held responsible in part for bringin it down. Not paying him after having his hog wife call the cops over nothing multiple times and himself give false testimony to the cops should be more than enough of a reason to not pay his day rates.
 
This shit's funny and I'm tired of people who think it isn't. Fans and all these community fags trying to get clout are incapable of being the butt of the joke ever. The Mints power tripping mod bit has been genuinely funny and I'm still confused how it continues to go over everyone's head that he's doing a character, Jet's IG stories before S4 started revealed Mints is gonna be doing that bit for the season.
I don't think anyone here said those bans weren't a funny bit. Their order also wasn't necessarily random, this isn't about clout chasing. Brookie was the one who tried to look after him on Sardine Tin when he was fucked up and was mad that she had to leave early with him as he otherwise refused to even get into the car and fuck off. Aperture & Kalkalaka who were named after also were there. One of the bits is that they (Stream Stars) are beefing with mints - they wouldn't have taken the ban hammer collectively if they couldn't take the joke.
My only problem with mints is that he imho misses rather frequently for the amount he inserts himself into the action. The line also got blurred once people got quietly banned for memes about his butt on twitter. Not sure what value he offers behind the scenes but they could probably get someone funnier on their payroll is what I'm thinking...

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While Alex B was a top contestant of fishtank, he is also a huge idiot nepobaby who directly and indirectly through his wife caused a lot of issues for season 3 and should be held responsible in part for bringin it down. Not paying him after having his hog wife call the cops over nothing multiple times and himself give false testimony to the cops should be more than enough of a reason to not pay his day rates.
Why do you think he deserved his own thread here for being an actual lolcow by definition?
 
While Alex B was a top contestant of fishtank, he is also a huge idiot nepobaby who directly and indirectly through his wife caused a lot of issues for season 3 and should be held responsible in part for bringin it down.
I understand your point, but remind me whose ingenious idea it was to invite the wife on to begin with? Production should have known the risks associated with pushing a mentally unstable and retarded fish to their limits. They had two seasons worth of experience to know this. Who would have guessed that the drug addict and his deranged family would have caused problems when poked enough.
 
I understand your point, but remind me whose ingenious idea it was to invite the wife on to begin with? Production should have known the risks associated with pushing a mentally unstable and retarded fish to their limits. They had two seasons worth of experience to know this. Who would have guessed that the drug addict and his deranged family would have caused problems when poked enough.
The wife was already causing problems before she came on. She was the one who was first calling the police every day. Bringing her on was either a make or break for Alex and either way it solved the issue. Not the cleaning way to handle it but it got her off their backs.
 
if you don't think this is ironic I really don't know what to say man
Mints is actually a BWC alpha male gigachad lone wolf mystery man. Both of these videos were filmed by slutty virgin 10s, spinner Asian tradwifes with GGGs and vaginers the size of a dime. The filming location? A mock basement he built on his megayacht that he bought shorting tether and selling ketamine to Elon Musk. The megayacht’s location? In the hull of a nuclear powered aircraft carrier that he stole from the Russian navy in the Baltic Sea during Operation Atlantic Resolve.

Why is a man’s man that sexy, badass, and downright sexy a chat mod on Fishtank.live? Let’s just say, the story of Mints has only just begun…
 
The wife was already causing problems before she came on. She was the one who was first calling the police every day. Bringing her on was either a make or break for Alex and either way it solved the issue. Not the cleaning way to handle it but it got her off their backs.
if Alex nutted up and left her there it would have been the greatest Fishtank moment of all time, it was absolutely worth the gamble considering she was gonna keep swatting the house regardless.
 
if Alex nutted up and left her there it would have been the greatest Fishtank moment of all time, it was absolutely worth the gamble considering she was gonna keep swatting the house regardless.
Sam's speech to him in the kitchen made the whole thing worth, even if he did go full retard right after and not take a word of it to heart.
 
Non-Americanized hispanics are already used to living with a dozen people in smaller houses than that with essentially zero peace and quiet. Aside from not going outside, this shit is no more difficult for the contestants than any given summer in a typical south American home.
Producción have to amp up the conflict to 11 to get the most out of this project, but if they do it will be funny as fuck.

Should we take bets on the time frame of Fishtank's triumphant return? Lmao
My guess is it will be back in some manner or another in November. Probably another stripped down season while they get back on their feet. The ".5" designator doesn't have to be reserved for Bloodgames, since Bloodgames is becoming more of its own thing anyway.
My guess is it will be back but it will be proven pretty quick that they didn't really improve upon anything and will still be the chaotic semi-disaster it always is.
 
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