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Is it over?

  • Yes, I am sad and need a Ben backrub :(

    Votes: 329 31.9%
  • No, we will be back, autism too strong

    Votes: 522 50.6%
  • Cams down until we roll into Bloodgames 2

    Votes: 180 17.5%

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who the fuck is this guy whos always on rachels stream
bakedbukowski
he kissed burt
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lets fucking go, seems like the most promising fishtank clone
Greg came in a dawg, his content was shitty and gay and he certainly wasn’t successful but he was already in that #grind mindset. Probably a bigger point to be made about the ability to fundamentally change who you are as a person once you’ve reached adulthood. Even Chris is just a less fat version of the autistic retard he was 5 years ago.

And that’s why I’m announcing my new project, MinnowTank. Ten-year-olds. 40 of them in a secluded compound on the Oregon coast. Navy SEAL-inspired training focusing on underwater reconnaissance, tactical search and destroy, and small arms/explosives proficiency.

Challenges? We do missions.

Eliminations? Not coming back from this one.

Six weeks? Try six years.

Live broadcast? Only in China.

Final challenge? You’ll just have to tune in and see.

爱国
 
Mints issued the "order a stripper challenge" and Burt apparently was able to find a stripper willing to come to his apartment and dance on stream at 4:30am.

Holy shit this is foul. Actually the most disgusting thing I've seen on Fishtank-related media, and I watched the piss wrestling cell live.
 
spictank had a challenge where they would put milk in their mouths and slap each other with pool noodles.
whoever spit out the milk first would lose

during this challenge, a ubereats delivery dude showed up and they were able to convince him to participate in the challenge.
he accepted and made it to the final 2 and won (although maybe slightly rigged)

everyone was so hyped about the ubereats delivery dude showing up and just doing this that the host sat him down, gave him a beer, and asked him if he wanted to stay and hang out.

he has accepted.

delivery dude is a legend.

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spictank had a challenge where they would put milk in their mouths and slap each other with pool noodles.
whoever spit out the milk first would lose

during this challenge, a ubereats delivery dude showed up and they were able to convince him to participate in the challenge.
he accepted and made it to the final 2 and won (although maybe slightly rigged)

everyone was so hyped about the ubereats delivery dude showing up and just doing this that the host sat him down, gave him a beer, and asked him if he wanted to stay and hang out.

he has accepted.

delivery dude is a legend.

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Only in Mexico
 
spictank had a challenge where they would put milk in their mouths and slap each other with pool noodles.
whoever spit out the milk first would lose

during this challenge, a ubereats delivery dude showed up and they were able to convince him to participate in the challenge.
he accepted and made it to the final 2 and won (although maybe slightly rigged)

everyone was so hyped about the ubereats delivery dude showing up and just doing this that the host sat him down, gave him a beer, and asked him if he wanted to stay and hang out.

he has accepted.

delivery dude is a legend.

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That's a brilliant way of bringing in a freeloader. Just act like the delivery guy decided to stay. Take notes Jet.
 
spictank had a challenge where they would put milk in their mouths and slap each other with pool noodles.
whoever spit out the milk first would lose

during this challenge, a ubereats delivery dude showed up and they were able to convince him to participate in the challenge.
he accepted and made it to the final 2 and won (although maybe slightly rigged)

everyone was so hyped about the ubereats delivery dude showing up and just doing this that the host sat him down, gave him a beer, and asked him if he wanted to stay and hang out.

he has accepted.

delivery dude is a legend.

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Are they getting ready for the El Estanque biathalon? That's a lot of hot dogs...
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Seeing Mexican Binx cooking them makes it fucking funny.
 
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