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Last Night's Tumblr Roundup consists of two posts where Willowtheway does the equivalent of poorly taking a pair of scissors to one page, gluing the cutout to another and acting smug about it while not doing anything to make the added section thematically and stylistically consistent with the rest.

Disney employees, contact me privately.
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" A PERFECT EDIT. SUCK IT TROLLS."
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Glaring user induced defects in the image helpfully highlighted.
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Get back to work Willow.
 
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"Why is Emily so obsessed with proving she draws and edits on her own?" I wondered. Then it came to me. These are some of the only things she can legitimately do on her own. Cooking? Not without supervision and help. Cleaning? Not without help. Shopping? Needs help. Bathing? Obviously needs someone to teach her again.

So it may seem strange that she keeps trying to prove she can scribble or copy-paste stolen Disney movies but that's literally all she can do. She's a retarded child. The most she's ever accomplished in her life was winning a medal in the special Olympics.
 
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If you are really that curious there's a video she posted proving she has pubes. She has to use both hands to lift up her gunt.
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Cheesy Beavy said:
But….but why though?
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Why does she need to use both hands? Because she's really fat.

Why did she post a video of her pubes? Because someone made a joke about her not being able to grow pubes due to her genetic defect and she had to prove us wrong.

Why did she think this was a good idea? Because she's retarded. Certified retarded.
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Count Grishnackh said:
Is that green aura to represent the stinky from the brown skins? She is racist! Or, is that like the stinky aura that comes of off her?
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Honestly I just picked green to highlight because the image leans far more towards the red and blue ends of RGB, but it representing the stink that comes off of her very poor masking, cloning and redrawing works too.
 
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Count Grishnackh said:
Something tells me they go all the way up to her belly button.:cringe:
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That's the joke: She barely has any
Cheesy Beavy said:
But….but why though?
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Every once in a while, she walks around with her clothes off and that particular night happens to be just one of those days. So she just stood in front her desk to prove to someone else that she didn't shave, that month
 
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NerdShamer said:
That's the joke: She barely has any

Every once in a while, she walks around with her clothes off and that particular night happens to be just one of those days. So she just stood in front her desk to prove to someone else that she didn't shave, that month
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Horrifying thought: Do the "helpers" trust Emily alone with razors? Do they have to assist her so she doesn't cut herself?
 
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IF ANYONE HAS ANY QUESTIONS ABOUT EMILY, DO NOT ASK HER. ASK ME. EMILY HAS NOT LIVED WITH HERSELF FOR OVER 14 YEARS. SHE DOES NOT KNOW HER LIKES, DISLIKES, OR MULTIPLICATION TABLES.

DO NOT BELIEVE EMILY. SHE IS A GASLITTERER ONE OF THE WORST!

Emily's likes
  • Favorite drink - Sunkist Soda
  • Favorite food - Frosting
  • Favorite candy - anything chocolate except Kit Kats
  • Favorite video game - Rapelay
  • Favorite Anime - Boku no Pico
  • Favorite Gen 1 Pokemon - Muk
  • Dream Car - Short bus
  • Favorite Disney Princess - Quasimodo
  • Favorite Seafood - Chicken
  • Favorite Musician - Gary Glitter
Emily's Dislikes
  • Hated Drink - Milk
  • Hated Food - Anything with vitamins
  • Hated Candy - Kit Kats
  • Hated Video game - Donkey Kong Jr. Math
  • Hated Anime - Sailor Moon
  • Hated Pokemon - Garfield
  • Hated Princess - Pocahontas
  • Hated Seafood - Broccoli
  • Hated Musician - David Bowie
 
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