Artcow SamanthaPrater / EruzaArto / DefyingGravityAgain / Emily Nicole Cassidy / Willowtheway / Uniloax - Special Ed Art Thief and "Big Bonned" Attention Whore; Perpetual Liar; Cucumber Princess; Negligent Animal Abuser; Twice Investigated for Murder

Pedophile 57 year old N9OGL Todd Daugherty apparently likes her nude videos.... Pedophiles are attracted to her for some odd reason. Might be the first time he's been attracted to someone over the age of 9.

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lol, okay fair enough... I won't mention that retard again..

However, has anyone checked to see if Emily (or whatever the fuck her real name is) is currently in jail, hospital, dead, or something? She doesn't have access to the internet or a cellphone or she would have checked in.. lolcows as a rule never, ever can stay away, even if it means breaking probation... If she is dead, no one would publish an obituary for her.
 
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Dirty Harry said:
lol, okay fair enough... I won't mention that retard again..

However, has anyone checked to see if Emily (or whatever the fuck her real name is) is currently in jail, hospital, dead, or something? She doesn't have access to the internet or a cellphone or she would have checked in.. lolcows as a rule never, ever can stay away, even if it means breaking probation... If she is dead, no one would publish an obituary for her.
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All we can say is that she logged in around an week or so after she was banned; which implies an stay in the psych ward.

But chances are that either something had happened or she's busy harassing people on Tumblr whilst ignoring her opportunity to end the drama on here.
 
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Hope Runic is looked after at least.

The log in is really strange as there was no posts that followed. I'm inclined to suspect that someone else went to her apartment and checked her PC before shutting it down, which might explain why her Discord is offline. Assume they read this thread and got some idea about what Emily has been doing.

Or maybe she's in a diabetic coma.

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You may have noticed in Community Features that @Lunar Eclipse Paradox/Alex (retarded and banned) is trying to get Emilys attention.
From her last centaur proof DA post
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So retarded is his meltdown he seems to have forgotten that Emilys in time out for the forseeable future. Not that she has the mental capacity to do much beyond angy-posting on DA. Alex and her are quite similar in that aspect.
 
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Emily continues to remain completely MIA since the 21st and anyone's guess as to what has occurred is just as good as mine. That said, I did stumble across something that Emily did many months ago during her long lasting "LAMBY IS TRACING, POSE BLOCKING ISN'T REAL" spergout. Emily had apparently returned to lolcow.farm (Archive) to not ask for a personal army but was absolutely asking for a personal army.
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I don't think it went very well; no replies and discussion was locked. Add one more ban evasion to the list.
 
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Count Grishnackh said:
WTF is "clinetel"? Dos she also think that she has a "clinterus"?🤔
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Excatly.
NerdShamer said:
Probably decomposing in the coroner's office.
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toskarinion said:
Oh to know if she's in the meadows or the morgue... Or a secret third thing?
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What I think is her local newspaper hasn't posted a death notice so that's one of the more unlikely possibilities, assuming anyone cared enough to do so. Who knows whether we're seeing a ward visit, a hospital stay, Emily getting kicked out of somewhere again, multiple of the above or something entirely different. If she's actually just staying away from the internet and not being so vindictive all of the time, good for her, but based on her past behavior that's one of the possibilities I'd give the worst odds.
 
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toskarinion said:
The only downside to her being gone so long is that my curiosity is burning!!!! Oh to know if she's in the meadows or the morgue... Or a secret third thing?
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Secret third thing - she met that one guy from her DeviantArt comments in real life and is being held captive in his sex dungeon. He's starving her for a few months so her skin will be loose enough to make an Emily suit when he skins her.
 
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I went to the store today to get a few things. The person who checked me out kinda looked like Emily. Fat, overbite, glasses, same hair. I almost started laughing in the poor girls face because all I could think about was the video and what if this girl started dancing around and clapping screaming "DO YOU SHEE A PENISH?! NO PENISH!"
 
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