Horrorcow Samuel Catnipnik - Horrifying Deviant Goofy Cosplayer

[VJ 343]

This guy is like a rabbit hole of why people on the Internet with fetishes flanderize themselves.

 

[Kataomoi00]

If you're reading this, Samuel, I'm kind of curious to know what specific horror movies inspired you? Also, I know that this has already been brought up before, but I'm also curious to know if you got the no-top lip thing from the cat in the hat and grinch live action movies?

Spoiler

 

[Bungleboy]

Pretty sure that xtube content was in the tape from The Ring

 

[HypeBeast]

I rated that Optimistic, because the impression I got from that post was that he was masturbating to this thread.

Maybe that's why he picked a fetish so horrifying, because he gets off on other people's disgust.

That would mean he probably IS masturbating to this thread.



edit:

Spoiler: just found this image, abandon all hope ye who click this spoiler.

 

[exball]

Why did you bring that evil here?

 

[ELFairy]

That face is going to haunt my nightmares.

 

[pickledance]

Maybe that's why he picked a fetish so horrifying, because he gets off on other people's disgust.

That would mean he probably IS masturbating to this thread.



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I didn't know it was possible to feel so grossed out looking at a human who is fully dressed.

 

[bearycool]

Why did you bring that evil here?

I'm so sorry, I'm from ED. It's kind of my duty to bring such horrors to light.

Besides, it's boring not to look at such monstrosity. Novel, new things have their charms.

 

[anephric]

I just wanted to say... to say that...

Oh Jesus Christ, I'm going to snort some Zoloft. I need to take the edge off seeing these photos. This is just too fucking much, man.

 

[Bungleboy]

Maybe that's why he picked a fetish so horrifying, because he gets off on other people's disgust.

That would mean he probably IS masturbating to this thread.



edit:

Spoiler: just found this image, abandon all hope ye who click this spoiler.

I sure did pick the wrong thread to browse while eating

 

[Randall Fragg]

Jesus fucking christ, this is like something you'd find in a dusty, bloodstained tome bound in human leather.
Call of Goofthulu.
Fuck, just when I had thought that we had capped out on creepy internet freaks, we get even lower. Well, no, Nick Bates is still more creepy than this, but this is pretty damn close.

 

[Darwin Watterson]

I watched that first video. Um...WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON!? I feel like I'm watching the physical manifestation of a mental breakdown.

 

[fishercat]

I'm scared.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

I'm scared.

We all are, we all are.

 

[nonnewtonian]

According to the Reddit page, he uploaded a video of himself fucking a cake and transforming into it. And based on the description, this may not have been his first time trying out cake dickorating. Vid has since been made private and doesn't show up on his regular XTube video listings.

And to end, apparently he does rabbit cosplays too.

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Ì̬̭͔̩ͅ ̸̸̺̺͍̻̹̝w̡̤̜͡á̛̰͎̠̀n͢͏̻͓̮̺̻̺̣t̶҉̠̫̪̻͍̗̜ ̜͙͎̪͍̮̺͞ͅͅt̢̼̮͉̥̙̕o̞̭̼ ̶̩̬̲͓̗t̴̹͔̺̩͙a҉̻̺̞̲͕̫͘k̤̙͇̠̬ę̬̗̤̭̻̟̼̼ ̧̭t̛̤͔̗͙̹͘͢h̹͉͈͚̭͙̟̮̖e̙͓͈͙̘͓̯͜ͅ ̵̢̞̞̻̙̱̙̘̰͕͢e̻̺̤̟͎̖̝̘̕a͖̰̼͉̻͢r͏̴͖̞̯̳̼s͇̠̹͉̞͇̺̥͠ ̧̬̰o̡͇̦͉̺̳͠ͅf͏̪͇͜f̹͈̭ ͎̠̗̦̰̥̪̯͝b̸͉͚̤̘̮̱̗͕̮ṵ̵̣̞̝̙͙͜ͅt̪̦͖̟ͅ ͔̳͉͖̰̱̗͈I̴̺̗̲̘̖̮ ҉͍̮͇̹̮c̛̭̹a͠҉͔̦̦̥̜̜̮n̼͈͘͟'̡̲͕̖̘̣t̨̗͇̬̗̙͈̝̩̻͜.͏̯͔

 

[Trans Fat 41g]

Cake Dickorating.

Okay what in the niggerfuck.

 

[bearycool]

Cake Dickorating.

Okay what in the niggerfuck.

I don't care if he has a calm demeanor and tough skin, that does not change the fact is a REALLY weird guy.

Really, a cake. Of all things to see in my lifetime, it is this...

 

[TheProdigalStunna]

i've known about this guy for a while, but I've never seen those xtube videos. This is beyond your average James Unworth edgelord shit. This is content from someone seriously fucked in the head. There's no way he doesn't have some skeletons in the closet, most likely literal.

 

[Whatisgoingon]

Meh, he seems pretty chill to me. Maybe posting the videos for the world to see is how he gets off or something, but he otherwise doesn't seem like a lolcow.

 

[Arrosoir]

It's horrifying but he's disappointingly restrained. No egotistical chimpout or demands everyone respect his dog related pronouns, just a weirdo with a weird hobby who shares it with the internet. Like coming across a shoggoth and having it engage in civil conversation with you. But the shoggoth looks like Goofy and is into yiffing.