- Joined
- Jul 9, 2014
Whilst he's probably never going to be a lolcow on the same level as @Cowlick I thought it was remiss that the farms didn't have a page, or even a mention, of another literoticow: SamuelX
Literotica, for those of you not familiar with it, is s a website for user generated erotic literature. Whilst the upside of this is that it means anyone can post anything, the downside is that they usually do, with quality control being essentially non-existent.
The end result of all of this is notorious shitposter, and likely autist, SamuelX being able to post thousands, literally thousands, of badly written "erotic" brainfarts.
He is a self-described "ordinary man with a not so ordinary existence chronicling life, politics, love and lust across North America."
It's difficult to accurately explain how his writing is so bad, it'd be easier if you read it yourself [as examples A Good Black Man at Ottawa U, Muslim Lesbians of Edmonton, and Ethiopian Femdom Chronicles are fairly typical] but I'll do my best to try to sum it up.
He essentially re-writes the same story again and again, changing the characters race, religion, and exact location in Canada. He's pre-occupied with both race and religion in a fairly bizarre way that seems to override the sex in most his stories. Again, he has done this thousands of times.
From what I've read, about 95% of his stories run like this:
Then there are his posts on the literotica forums, giving us gems of insight into his personal life like these:
SamuelX gives us his opinion on interracial dating
SamuelX bemoans his malfunctioning computer of a mind
SamuelX asks how he can delete his incest stories as his family have found out about his writing
So, there you go: SamuelX.
Literotica, for those of you not familiar with it, is s a website for user generated erotic literature. Whilst the upside of this is that it means anyone can post anything, the downside is that they usually do, with quality control being essentially non-existent.
The end result of all of this is notorious shitposter, and likely autist, SamuelX being able to post thousands, literally thousands, of badly written "erotic" brainfarts.
He is a self-described "ordinary man with a not so ordinary existence chronicling life, politics, love and lust across North America."
It's difficult to accurately explain how his writing is so bad, it'd be easier if you read it yourself [as examples A Good Black Man at Ottawa U, Muslim Lesbians of Edmonton, and Ethiopian Femdom Chronicles are fairly typical] but I'll do my best to try to sum it up.
He essentially re-writes the same story again and again, changing the characters race, religion, and exact location in Canada. He's pre-occupied with both race and religion in a fairly bizarre way that seems to override the sex in most his stories. Again, he has done this thousands of times.
From what I've read, about 95% of his stories run like this:
- The main character introduces themselves, giving their full name.
- Protagonist spends a paragraph discussing their ethnicity
- Protagonist spends a paragraph discussing their college education
- Protagonist spends a paragraph discussing their religion
- Protagonist spends a paragraph discussing their exact location, almost always in Canada, and how they came to be there
- Protagonist mentions how they met their fuck interest
- Protagonist relates all of the above points again, only now about their fuck interest
- They fuck tediously, usually taking up the last two paragraphs
- The end, rinse and repeat
Then there are his posts on the literotica forums, giving us gems of insight into his personal life like these:
SamuelX gives us his opinion on interracial dating
SamuelX bemoans his malfunctioning computer of a mind
SamuelX asks how he can delete his incest stories as his family have found out about his writing
So, there you go: SamuelX.
