Inactive Sandra Briggs Ralph / Ethan's mother

[AltisticRight]

Not bad but you got one thing wrong: him refusing to bring his mother to dialysis happened June of 2019. Not 2020. So you actually had almost a full two years if the timeline was correct.

Where did I make the mistake? Quoted below.

On the 9th of June, 2019, Ralph had a hotmic incident which lasted for nearly 10 hours. He was heard saying "itz nawt trooo" and telling Sandra to "suck a dick" after announcing the weather outside as "not that hot" when Sandra wanted Ralph to drive her to dialysis.

Oh, I see it now, yeah I will fix it.

 

[Butwhythough]

I think the funniest thing is nigga admits he hasn't mowed his grass in 20 years.

And it looked awful, the lines were all over the place and uneven. Truly I didn't think he could mess up mowing, retards and Mexicans know how to do it way better than that. Smh Ralph you're so worthless.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

I think the funniest thing is nigga admits he hasn't mowed his grass in 20 years. Oh and that his mom died

He’d drop dead of a heart attack if he tried to mow his lawn. Fat man can’t take summer heat or physical exertion, the combo of the two kills Ralphamales.

 

[Long Time Caller]

Our jannies are truly the most autistic of us all. Thank you for saving everything you ever see.

 

[Near]

FAIR GAME

 

[Superman93]

How do you manage to pick a fight with your dead mother?

 

[Butwhythough]

He’d drop dead of a heart attack if he tried to mow his lawn. Fat man can’t take summer heat or physical exertion, the combo of the two kills Ralphamales.

Can you imagine not only the smell first off, but the walls of the ralphaheart exploding like an old dry rotted tire. That's what I bet will do the ole ralphamale in eventually.

 

[Blewberry Nausea]

He DOES love his momma. He loves how he can grift off her rotting corpse for more superchats. He is gonna ride that dusty pussy for every cuban cigar he can buy.

 

[MadStan]

Given the Christian values, his mom truly is in a better place.

A place without Ralph is indeed heaven. And the lord has forgiven her for her sin of bringing him into this world.

 

[Lone MacReady]

That's a pretty mean tune my guy.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

In this particular vs thread I can conclusively say that Ralph is the winner.

Congratulations Ralph!

 

[MarkofdaBOOG]

Ethan Ralph acts like he is black but really he is just gay.

 

[Barbarus]

She deserved death to be honest Ralph not taking her to dialysis did the world a favour. Imagine cheating on a skitz retard like Ronnie with a hog. Absolute lmao, at least she is sunbathing on the lakes of fire with Ronnie now. Hopefully they made up and the bad blood is soothed over.

 

[░░░▓▓▓▓▓▓ด้้้้้็็็็็้้]

What would Ethan Ralph consider "self-destructing"? If this isn't it, then holy shit.

 

[TwinPeaksEnjoyer]

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What would Ethan Ralph consider "self-destructing"? If this isn't it, then holy shit.

Agree with Ralph that we haven't seen Ralph "self-destructing" moment but it will happen and it will be great.

 

[Foxxo]

Sympathy was already slim after the miscarriage jokes surrounding Sargon's probably only legitimate kid.

 

[There Is Light At The End]

Moral faggotry ahead. Despite Ralph claiming it's all a fair game, I won't joke about his dead mom

 

[Pork Packer]

Obligatory

 

[The First Fag]

In this particular vs thread I can conclusively say that Ralph is the winner.

Congratulations Ralph!

I gotta disagree. Even in fighting a dead person, Ralph still loses. Ayylawgs win.

 

[Ralphamale]

Agree with Ralph that we haven't seen Ralph "self-destructing" moment but it will happen and it will be great.

LUB ME MA ME MAW! IF SHE WUZ HURR ABAWT NAW I HUG HAR LAK DISS