Sandwich Alignment

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What's your sandwich alignment?

  • BLT

    Votes: 13 17.1%
  • Chip Butty

    Votes: 3 3.9%
  • Ice Cream Waffle

    Votes: 2 2.6%
  • Sub

    Votes: 20 26.3%
  • Hot Dog

    Votes: 4 5.3%
  • Ice Cream Taco

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Chicken Wrap

    Votes: 4 5.3%
  • Burrito

    Votes: 9 11.8%
  • Pop Tart

    Votes: 4 5.3%
  • I don't give a fuck.

    Votes: 9 11.8%
  • I don't eat sandwiches.

    Votes: 6 7.9%
  • What's a sandwich?

    Votes: 2 2.6%

  • Total voters
    76

The Curmudgeon

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Forget all the debates about politics. THIS is the most pressing issue of our time! What is your sandwich alignment?

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Would a Hot Pocket be radical sandwich anarchy or something?
 
I know its a wikipedia citation. But calling a pizza any kind of sandwich is a sin.


The wikipedia article for an open faced sandwich.

This decision led Amanda Hess to question whether an open-faced sandwich was a sandwich at all. She questioned whether pizza, bruschetta, buttered toast or hot dogs could be considered sandwiches. She found that the United States Department of Agriculture defined a sandwich as "at least 35% cooked meat and no more than 50% bread". Further the USDA regulations only apply to open-faced sandwiches. Sandwiches made with two slices of bread are covered by the Food and Drug Administration.
 
The most elemental trash food is probably a sandwich

Start with white bread and pick one and only one:
- mayonnaise
- american cheese
- peanut butter

Go fancy:
- fried baloney on buttered bread with ketchup (a true delicacy)
- fried peanut butter and banana (the elvis)
- PB&J (use home made strawberry jam to count as fancy)

There are many classic sandwiches but these ones come to mind first on the trash list
 
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