Santa Muerte - the patron saint of the insufferable (really)

[TiggerNits]

So I posted this in Rat king and was told to post it here instead because mods like moddin I suppose, It was better written, but since it got deleted and Im not as productive at 5pm as I was at 10am, well, fuck it

Santa Muerte (or in English, the grim reaper with a calcium fortified pussy) is pretty much the Spanish saint of people no one like. But she really isn't because she's made up voodoo bullshit based on some Aztec goddess of lethal herpes or something. IDK much about it because my ancestors won their wars so I didn't have to learn about made up Mexican gods or learnt heir crazy brown people gibberish.

Now, without context I totally get you saying "Who gives a shit?" but here's the thing, trannies, criminals and pretty much everyone deserving of your ire from the Western hemisphere are really going all in on this thing. Cults have been popping up in South America, Texas, Mexico and San Francisco. In prisons and gay communities mostly where people are mad at Jesus for thinking they're gross and dumb, but can't convert to Islam because they're the exact kind of people Islam is built to behead. So to fulfill the spiritual tier of Maslow's pyramid they've started worshiping a saint that the Catholic church has always condemned as being "made up" and "for fags".

Seriously, this is a real thing. I have proof


https://www.nbcnews.com/news/latino/growing-devotion-santa-muerte-u-s-abroad-n275856

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2017/07/1...sacrifice-gaining-status-among-criminals.html

https://deadmaidens.com/2017/02/15/sex-death-santa-muertes-strong-lgbt-following/

In Mexico, almost all gay weddings are done in churches with Santa Muerte's blessings being performed. Prostitutes, drug runners, hitmen and vendors of bootleg and stolen goods are known to tithe to her. You're starting to see tumblr get more and more obsessed with little Miss Sugar-Skulls, too. This thing has potential to dislodge Wicca as the official religion of the unfuckable and I think we should atleast acknowledge this because it's really fucking funny and weird



They've been accused of human sacrifices

 

[The Great Chandler]

It's basically Mexico's version of Coldsteel the Hedgeheg for your average ghetto bean.

 

[TiggerNits]

It's basically Mexico's version of Coldsteel the Hedgeheg for your average ghetto bean.

With a much better following, for sure. There's actual churches, and some cartels actually require their sicarios to be disciples and they have a better social media game as well

 

[escapegoat]

You know the magic is potent, when you can buy the gear at the dollar store.

 

[Unsuspecting Koala Bear]

dislodge Wicca as the official religion of the unfuckable

 

[millais]

I remember VICE used to gobble this shit up and do documentary specials on this weirdo cult

 

[Cake Farts]

You're starting to see tumblr get more and more obsessed with little Miss Sugar-Skulls, too.

But she’s white and has thin privilege!

 

[TheScooper]

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But she’s white and has thin privilege!

I half expected the name "The Night Mother" to be on that list.

 

[XYZpdq]

Even Coldsteel the Hedgehog gets kinda spoopy after the cartels start ripping out people's intestines for him.

 

[:thinking:]

I remember VICE used to gobble this shit up and do documentary specials on this weirdo cult

I think it’s called Catholicism.

 

[TiggerNits]

People are praying to her to protect them from the roni. But she's the saint of gettin merced so maybe they're not doing a great job of thinking it through.

I just hope more murderers, molesters, trannies and drug runners die (hilariously if possible)

 

[A Grey Cat]

I half expected the name "The Night Mother" to be on that list.

WE KNOW...