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Wow, he's been openly AGP far longer than I expected.
Sapphixy / Serenity Dee / Sean Simpson / Siobhan Simpson / Asymbina / Asymptotic Binary - Morbidly Obese Lesbian Fetishist With a History of Domestic Abuse
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ExsanguinateHorizon
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I just want to make sure I'm not having a stroke. His ex is airing out the allegations of his abusive behavior, and he's responding that she shouldn't feel bad about having bad moments because she's awesome and kind, is that right?
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I must admit I'm (pleasantly) surprised that he really did lose his flat. I assumed the whole eviction sperging was just pure grift. Curious where he will end up. Hope the hardships of the trip won't stop him from supplying us with the most hideous selfies known to man.
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Thoughts from Pennsylvania:
Important RTs:
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I remember seeing Gibes's argument on tumblr by bloggers using the term baeddel in their usernames. I swear half of them were fake MTFs like Gibes and Simpson.
Common Shadow
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Sounds like something Amber Heard would do and say.
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Pros and cons:
Furry:
He left all his college shit at the apartment:
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I wonder how his “chosen family” will feel when he explains that he’s really trying to get a job, but somehow it’s not happening, so he can’t contribute to the household this month (closes door, sounds of porn emanate)
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Same as habitual couchsurfer tranny leech&professional shitstirrer - which Seanie, thankfully, is not - Wesley "Laurelai" Bailey's hosts felt.
At least Seanie won't whore his ex-wife out and he probably won't have access to children.
Then again he'd be a wonderful tool against childhood obesity: "Watch closely Billy, this is what you're going to become if you keep stuffing your fat fucking lard face with burgers."
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"Like what I do? What to make sure I can keep doing it?"
What exactly do you do, Sluggo?
The Lehigh Valley is a great place for outdoor activities. Too bad this rejected Michelin Man model isn't going to experience any of that.
Interesting that the twitter avi is supposed to be a capybara, I always assumed it was a seal because...well, it really looks like a seal lol.
What exactly do you do, Sluggo?
The Lehigh Valley is a great place for outdoor activities. Too bad this rejected Michelin Man model isn't going to experience any of that.
Interesting that the twitter avi is supposed to be a capybara, I always assumed it was a seal because...well, it really looks like a seal lol.
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The Capybara is the perfect spirit animal for Sean. Fat, lazy, dim witted, and it eats it's own shit.
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grandpasatan
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She had tweeted that he owes her a lot of money and she's SOL if he doesn't pay her back (so she's SOL); this might be part of their sad arrangement to keep her on the hook for him.
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checked out the profile, and my suspicions were immediately aroused by the 'kweer' and video game obsession annnnnd bingo:
troon
tbf we know what troons are like in claiming 'abuse' so I doubt sean did rape this dainty laydee
now who caught it off who?
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His "wife" is an almost as fat FTM troon? Ok yea this whole thing is starting to make more sense.
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I can't be convinced of this unless I see a photo with an uncovered face.
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He posted a link to his Goodreads profile, faggot rates almost everything (which is like 80% lesbian erotica) 5 stars:
He does rate a few things one star though including a book he refuses to read:
Also this one is funny:
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You know, I can abide many things with only a little bit of grumbling. Floods, tornados, fuel prices, getting shot at, sneezing - all rate nothing more than a complaint or ten.
But writing a review for something you haven't read or watched ... that shit is an instant mortal enemy for life.
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Of course Slug is one of those absolute worst types of Goodreads users who demands everything be sent through HR to be approved before being released to the public...
...Also "femme" lol
...Also "femme" lol
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"Femme"?
The meaning of that word didn't change in the last 24 hours, did it? Motherfucker doesn't even shave the long peach fuzz off his upper lip and chins! Motherfucker's only piece of "female-coded" (god, I hate the way these people make me talk) clothing is a HEADBAND, which is more about attempting to hide his male pattern baldness than any sort of stylistic fashion choice. Motherfucker makes Jake Alley look like Pamela Anderson.