Sapphixy / Serenity Dee / Sean Simpson / Siobhan Simpson / Asymbina / Asymptotic Binary - Morbidly Obese Lesbian Fetishist With a History of Domestic Abuse

[lecher]

 

[MrLobe]

There's no better way to celebrate Lesbian Visibility Day than having a face that can be seen from space.

 

[lecher]

I'm honestly torn between laughing and feeling sorry for this guy because his own genes gave him a wedgie.

Don't feel sorry for him. He's the consummate apparatchik, the type that betrays his parents to the Gestapo because they don't parrot the party line. He is a total embarrassment for the trans rights movement, but he doesn't give a fuck about that, because all he cares about is unrestrained indulgence in his fantasies and passions, using SJW rhetoric to shut down criticism and common sense. Fuck this guy and his cartilage.

 

[KiwiMisetté]

why do i feel like throwing up everytime i see his acne-ridden face

 

[Haesindang Park]

That's a dude? I couldn't tell it's gender at first!

 

[Trombonista]

Did he take his middle name from Kiva Bay? I guess fatties of a feather waddle together.

 

[MasterDisaster]

So another Troon with a receding hairline and an inability to emote properly.
Where's his furry/Sonic OC?

 

[UncleFezziesPantsPuppet]

This guy needs to practice facial expressions in the mirror.

 

[Shiversblood]

send that mother fucker to africa so he can lose some weight

 

[Randall Fragg]

I’ll give him credit, he actually passes.
If only because he’s so fat that he’s morphed into an androgynous blob.

 

[Dr. Henry Armitage]

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That’s the face that I’ll be seeing in my nightmares for a while.

 

[Very Honest Content]

This is exactly the type of person the North Carolina house had in mind when they passed that bathroom policing bill a few years ago and stepped right into the salt flow trade unknowingly.

 

[Dirt McGirt]

Looks like the kind of person with an interesting skeleton in their closet. I'll put 20 bucks on it building a woman suit from all its victims (size XXXXL)

 

[Picnic_Boy]

Don't feel sorry for him. He's the consummate apparatchik, the type that betrays his parents to the Gestapo because they don't parrot the party line. He is a total embarrassment for the trans rights movement, but he doesn't give a fuck about that, because all he cares about is unrestrained indulgence in his fantasies and passions, using SJW rhetoric to shut down criticism and common sense. Fuck this guy and his cartilage.

Like many cows, most of his infamy would dissipate if he weren't such a hateful, self-centered ass. Looking like Andrew Zimmern in a clown wig is the least of his problems.

 

[Apex Predator]

It doesn't help his eyes are so walled and dead looking. Imagine that 5'8" thing staring at you as you walk out of a stall.

Fuck, his face would be eye-level to me. Great, thanks for that thought.

 

[jace821]

Of course he identifies as a lesbian.

 

[Ruin]

Dude's neck is thicker than my thighs. If he worked out instead of trooning out he could have been a contender.

 

[Diana Moon Glampers]

This is the part where I kinda wanna smack some sense into my younger self. See, none of my attempts at a relationship went anywhere before my marriage, because I was pretty bad at being a “man” in a putatively heterosexual relationship. There just seemed to be so many things that het women expected and that I just utterly failed to even be aware of. And my marriage is a great big bundle of ways to fail utterly at relationship, in no small part because I was trying very hard to be a Man, and it mostly meant I was controlling and paternalistic.

So he thinks lesbian relationships are like hetero relationships on easy mode, where he doesn't have to take any responsibility and can just soak up affection and attention.

It's always clear when men think this that they don't know very many actual lesbians. Lesbian relationships are like if a het relationship was injected with a huge extra dose of emotional drama, getting invested in each other too fast to know if you're actually compatible, and tangled groups of friends where everyone has slept with everyone else. If het relationships make you whine that it's too hard and you're being set up for failure, don't think you'll somehow be better off "on the other side."

 

[admiral]

'public health economist'. No wonder we're all fat and retarded.

 

[Power Armor]

they look like chris but fatter and gayer