Sapphixy / Serenity Dee / Sean Simpson / Siobhan Simpson / Asymbina / Asymptotic Binary - Morbidly Obese Lesbian Fetishist With a History of Domestic Abuse

nets_awesome said:
The 15th is around the corner, surprised he hasn’t upped the begging yet; he’s still retweeting last months amount.
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Sean is swinging for the fences this month. Up to $3k and a court threat!
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It's amazing how a person in such dire straights goes back to Tweeting normal garbage between e-begging.
 
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The Final Troondown said:
why would I want one on one tutoring from someone who has been unemployed in 3 years and is never out of rent arrears
What exactly is he going to teach me? How to stress test a bariatric bed?
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Are you kidding? He's the instructor emeritus of advanced studies in the Danny DeVito-as-The Penguin lookalike academy.

He's got tenure, his own parking space, and everything.
 
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JY's Tampon said:
Sean is swinging for the fences this month. Up to $3k and a court threat!
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It's amazing how a person in such dire straights goes back to Tweeting normal garbage between e-begging.
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He’s smarty and he’s turned off replies. Interesting to see who he suckers in. Also lol at promoting his patreon that has two posts from last summer. What a blobfish
 
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JY's Tampon said:
Sean is swinging for the fences this month. Up to $3k and a court threat!
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It's amazing how a person in such dire straights goes back to Tweeting normal garbage between e-begging.
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I can’t help but think that if I was desperately begging for money to stave off eviction within the next 24 hours, and then I did not raise that money, that shortfall might be something I would mention at the end of said 24 hours. Given how stressful such a prospect would be.
 
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So the NC court system, which is apparently running at peak efficiency, conspired with Serenity’s evil landlord to schedule an imminent court date against our dainty lesbian heroine for the umpteenth time in years BUT if she can raise $3000+ by next Wednesday it will all be cancelled and life will go on as normal.

Sounds legit.
 
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JY's Tampon said:
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"They're the same picture" meme.
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He just got fatter and potentially balder.
Presumably the "post before + after pics" is supposed to encourage fencesitter MTFs but both Lilah and lardass look equally male in both pictures. For anyone who would want to pass as the opposite sex (which is politically incorrect now), this would be incredibly discouraging. There's no transition deterrent quite like looking at pictures of troons.
 
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GleamingTheQ-Bert said:
Are you kidding? He's the instructor emeritus of advanced studies in the Danny DeVito-as-The Penguin lookalike academy.

He's got tenure, his own parking space, and everything.
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He's got the hair and the ugliness, but the thing that always gets me about Sapphixy is how wormily smooth he is. The Penguin is ugly, sure, but Sean here is uncanny valley levels of pure blobby grossness. He looks like he has no bones, and could squeeze his horrendous girth through narrow passages.

So, more like the worm from Freaked, but even more artificial:
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