Sapphixy / Serenity Dee / Sean Simpson / Siobhan Simpson / Asymbina / Asymptotic Binary - Morbidly Obese Lesbian Fetishist With a History of Domestic Abuse

Has anyone run across ant messages/tweets from someone simply offering to purchase groceries/rent/utilities directly? I would be really curious to see what this fat sack of shit responds with.
 
Has anyone run across ant messages/tweets from someone simply offering to purchase groceries/rent/utilities directly? I would be really curious to see what this fat sack of shit responds with.
During the eviction saga, someone replied and asked what he was doing to stave off the eviction and he couldn’t give an answer.
 
He's really working it this month. I foresee him rebooting his rent begging soon. Screen Shot 2021-07-26 at 7.08.11 AM.png
 
There's always people who need their houses cleaned, Sean. And nursing homes are always hiring, you could find work as a nurse's aide pretty easily. I am sure they are even more desperate for workers now that a bunch of them probably died off in the pandemic. There is a whole giant category of underpaid care-work jobs right there open for women who...

Oh, what's that? You're not interested in that aspect of being a woman? Just cooming and wearing dirty headbands and whining on twitter? Okay then.
 
Isn't the moratorium on evictions stll up?
I think it is over (edit) in most places.

Not that it'll apply in the Slug's case - he's been "I need money by Friday to forstall eviction!!!" for 4 years now, and his lease will have been up for renewal at least once, likely 2 or 3 times in that period. There's no way in hell a property co would have renewed his lease with his claimed history of last minute panic payments.
 
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How the hell are these peoples phone bills that expensive, especially for one person? I’m guessing it’s several months piled up but holy shit even if you’re on a top tier plan with a monthly phone payment it’s not that much.
If his Internet is separate, and he doesn’t leave the house much, I don’t see how he needs to be paying more than about twenty bucks a month.
 
For like $100 he could get a years prepaid service and more minutes than he'd ever need because Sean probably has nobody in his life to call anyway. The only way any of this tard's bills ever make any sense are if he has no idea of anything close to economizing and also has some pretty good wealth to fall back on. If he was truly a job hunting borderline welfare case he would struggle to rack up these kinds of bills in the first place because they'd be covered in some way or he'd be too busy with actual work.
 
For like $100 he could get a years prepaid service and more minutes than he'd ever need because Sean probably has nobody in his life to call anyway. The only way any of this tard's bills ever make any sense are if he has no idea of anything close to economizing and also has some pretty good wealth to fall back on. If he was truly a job hunting borderline welfare case he would struggle to rack up these kinds of bills in the first place because they'd be covered in some way or he'd be too busy with actual work.
Exactly. He just doesn’t come across as a poor person. Not to PL, but I spent a bit of time being poor in my early 20s and there’s no way in hell I’d rack up the kind of bills he is. Because you have to think about every bit of expenditure. You get the cheap phone plan. You think hard about every purchase. You live in fear of the utility bill. You’re eating the cheapest, lowest quality food. Forget streaming services and porn, that might mean the difference between paying the rent this month and getting in arrears. Any unexpected expense might knock you on your ass. You’re constantly aware of how close you are to disaster. And there’s a sense of shame - you feel like a social failure when you can’t go to events or your clothes wear out, you feel like a burden when you ask for money.

Sean does not write like that. Sure, he puts on the front of being desperate, but it’s become rote. “I’m so tired,” “I need $[x] TODAY!” I don’t see that genuine fear that it might all fall apart if he doesn’t get it.
 
He hasn't done anything to decrease his rental expenses during all this time, has he? Most people with this length of unemployment would move in with roommates or sublet a room from someone. It's not like he has any dependents that might make that difficult. I think he hasn't moved or downgraded any of his expenses because those things are difficult or at least unpleasant, so why do that when you can sit on twitter?

They are all so endlessly useless.
 
This failmale clearly gets money from his parents and is just using "Allies" as a supplementary stream to fund his porn and sex worker habits
I assume he has another source of income, if only because I don’t believe that an ugly troon who does nothing is earning thousands of dollars a month through e-begging. I assume a tugboat or some kind of work-from-home job.

You know, I thought he was learning on the e-begging thing. I really did. Turns out he was just waiting until the heat was off before going right back to “I need $5000 TODAY or I’m going to die!”
 
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