Phone sex line, obvs
They would, but there's only other fat, white, balding troons reading his thread. And I suspect the only reason they read it is because it makes them feel better to see an even uglier troon than themself.
I would be willing to bet actual money that Sean has never given any woman an orgasm. Ever. I'd be surprised if Sean is still capable of giving himself one. You don't get to that level of slug-ness without impacting penis performance. Maybe the meds he's always begging for is actually Viagra.
Not necessarily. There's an old saying among vice cops where I live: "Prostitutes orgasm twice: first, when the john finally gets off them and second, when they get paid."
I checked some of the retweets and you are correct. Fun discovery:
Also rampant casual hook up culture as default is way less common with lesbians than straights or especially gay males. So, once again, someone is projecting a very male version of a sex life onto pure Saphhic moon goddess ecstasy.
I mean, the stereotype of u-haul lesbians isn't exactly untrue, neither is lesbian death bed. But these are concepts that Sean will never experience because he is a pornsick coombrain.
That’s it. His entire idea of lesbianism comes from porn - lesbians are super-hot super-horny women who fuck at the drop of a hat. What’s more, while he is very obviously a grotesque specimen of beta maleness, if he calls himself a woman, lesbians’ naturally randy tendencies will cause them to be driven into a frenzy of uncontrollable lust. I dare say that most of his followers share this delusion.
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It can happen when some idiot parks so close to you that there's no room to get to your door:
That makes sense, but I'd like to see a diagram of Seanie specifically being unable to get in his car. I suspect he needs more space than the average person - or even the average fatso.
The only diagram I can find strongly implies that with that body type it should in fact be extremely possible to enter the car anyway:
