Sapphixy / Serenity Dee / Sean Simpson / Siobhan Simpson / Asymbina / Asymptotic Binary - Morbidly Obese Lesbian Fetishist With a History of Domestic Abuse

Sean forgot to add in his Rent and enormous phone bill.
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Does he ever thank the people who donate to him? I'm not a fan of e-begging in general, but I can understand that for some people it could be necessary (or at least understandable) for a bit, but I expect you to at least show some sort of chagrin or put some sort of effort into your begging. Not because I get any value from that or because I want you to feel ashamed but because it's a way for you to show that you understand that you are imposing on me and that you don't want to do this indefinitely (even if you may still have to do it for the foreseeable future).

But Sean doesn't do that, he just *sigh*s or says that he's tired as if it's on everyone else to make him feel better, like somehow we're all letting him down by allowing it to get to this situation. He puts zero effort into begging for money and shows no self-awareness and humility. I would feel ashamed to make a post as lazy as his on some anonymous imageboard. I'd feel gross if I showed as little gratitude towards someone who handed me a free sample as he shows towards the people who pay for everything.
 
Does he ever thank the people who donate to him? I'm not a fan of e-begging in general, but I can understand that for some people it could be necessary (or at least understandable) for a bit, but I expect you to at least show some sort of chagrin or put some sort of effort into your begging. Not because I get any value from that or because I want you to feel ashamed but because it's a way for you to show that you understand that you are imposing on me and that you don't want to do this indefinitely (even if you may still have to do it for the foreseeable future).

But Sean doesn't do that, he just *sigh*s or says that he's tired as if it's on everyone else to make him feel better, like somehow we're all letting him down by allowing it to get to this situation. He puts zero effort into begging for money and shows no self-awareness and humility. I would feel ashamed to make a post as lazy as his on some anonymous imageboard. I'd feel gross if I showed as little gratitude towards someone who handed me a free sample as he shows towards the people who pay for everything.
Of course not. He's just another narcissistic male saddo who feels let down by society because he can't have a Kim Dotcom lifestyle, millions of dollars, a solidly middle class wife cum mother figure, a half-silicone no IQ girlfriend and an Oriental maid to wash the floors and take it without complaint when he's had enough of the other two. He's angry that he hasn't got that, angry with the normals for preventing it happening. The begging is akin to revenge on society. He won't play by its rules so won't accept its punishment: economic ruin. They're all like this! Free riders don't thank the bus driver.
 
Well if he’s so tired of this, he should budget better and look at where he can cut costs. It’s not the elves emptying his bank account.
Entitled shitstains living far above their means never do that.
Who has a $280 phone bill in 2021? Is he making international calls, or lying?
Phone sex, probably.
 
Sean has an overdraft every week.
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Sean you are a fucking tard. You don't have a job nor are you actually seeking one. You don't do anything productive so I'm certain you can forgo the ADHD meds.
Also bro. Be real. I take adhd meds and after insurance (cheap subsidized by the gov insurance) they cost me $10/month.
 
Also bro. Be real. I take adhd meds and after insurance (cheap subsidized by the gov insurance) they cost me $10/month.
I wonder if he even has ADHD. Maybe he does, but it’s one of those fashionable troon mental illnesses. Like the “pickles” thing, it might be something he brings up in the hope of troon solidarity.

If he was saying medicine for diabetes or hypertension, I would believe him unreservedly.
 
Why aren't you guys helping.
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Sean claims to be up $18 but sigh....
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Well, it's the 27th. Any signs of the Slug paying their "phone bill?" Or will we be briefly deprived of the pleasure of his constant begging tweets. I'm awaiting the result with completely normal breath.

Been thinking about the Slug again. Seems to me that he's far from the only troon on the begging bandwagon but - and it's a but bigger than his - he's the only one I can recall doesn't actually do anything. There's plenty of them do art, or "journalism" (Hi Kyle! It's your damned fault I'm here.), or games or something other than merely existing in a state of dull consumption.

Edit to add: I'm not saying they do these things well or seriously, but they do at least go through the motions of not being completely fucking useless.
 
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Spoke too soo. Another 2 days or eviction!
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I guess if we don’t hear in a couple of days’ time about how he avoided this eviction filing, how relieved he is to have been saved from the streets or how grateful he is to those who saved him at the last minute, we have to assume he got evicted.
 
I guess if we don’t hear in a couple of days’ time about how he avoided this eviction filing, how relieved he is to have been saved from the streets or how grateful he is to those who saved him at the last minute, we have to assume he got evicted.
Or he didn't pay his inflated phone or internet bill.

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Happy Anniversary Sean! Judging by your online behavior over the past 3 years you did nothing wrong to lead to your getting shit canned.
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I'm sure there was cake in the break room of your former employer.

GET A JOB YOU WORTHLESS SLUG.
 
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