Sapphixy / Serenity Dee / Sean Simpson / Siobhan Simpson / Asymbina / Asymptotic Binary - Morbidly Obese Lesbian Fetishist With a History of Domestic Abuse

Does he ever tweet out a thank you to those people who donate to him? Not even calling them out by name -- just a generic "thank you for helping me out" kind of thing.
No. Once one begging round finishes he will start a brand new saga the next day. There was one time where he got enough (or so he claims) and his next tweet was *deep sigh* now I need my meds and phone and internet that cost me $4000/month.
 
No. Once one begging round finishes he will start a brand new saga the next day. There was one time where he got enough (or so he claims) and his next tweet was *deep sigh* now I need my meds and phone and internet that cost me $4000/month.
Like clockwork.
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A nap from what?
 
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Thirteen hours until Sean "loses his housing" unless he can miraculously get another $1800 from twitter troons.

Like clockwork.
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A nap from what?
So which one is it, you overgrown humanoid slug? Was it already filed and ordered in which case you'd be unable to do anything even if you paid $30k or is the writ not even filed and submitted, much less ordered? You should be evicted solely based on your constant lies alone.
So wait. The eviction was filed and ordered but now it’s being filed Monday instead? Dude can’t keep his lies straight
How could such a faggot keep anything straight? He's a habitual liar and a grifter who'd lost the thread dozens of times.
 
A little rest for the weary.
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The grift must go on.
This eviction saga better happen! I'm sick of clicking on this thread and hoping that Sean will entertain us, but it is always just ebegging updates that never end. It's the most routinely disappointing thread that I follow. No offense to the posters, I get why you would want to archive the ebegging patterns and there is always the HOPE that he will transform into a great lolcow.

Click on Luke Lockhart or Bex or Jake, I know I am almost guaranteed a laugh. Click on Rhys or Emmy's a He., I am pretty sure I will get a little MATI. Click on Zinnia or Sophie, I know I will likely be grossed out. When I click on Sapphixy, it has almost become a lock that his updates will be boring. Just that fucking moonface and a screenshot of an overdrawn bank account...

Step it up, you blobfish mofo!
 
I love how ebeggars like Sean and Kiva and others can’t even be bothered to make a new tweet to beg they just have to furiously quote tweet old previous begs.
They don't have the spoons to perform emotional labor even for themselves. Kiva is a perfect equivalent: incredible potential to be an elite lolcow, but just too damn lazy to get it done. At least with Kiva, we know it's the edibles, what's Bumblebee's excuse? Hooker fatigue?
 
I thought it would end with him striking a deal with the property manager, but I was hoping against hope that this was the Cry Wolf scenario. Or at least that he’d come up with a believable story, something better than “I’m late with the rent every month and owe thousands of dollars and they’ve threatened eviction three times, but the manager figures I can sort all my problems out by Monday so we struck a deal.”

And he’s going to pull the exact same shit on Monday.
 
URGENT!!!

Would he be opposed to someone tipping off the government (and other legal resources) about this clearly illegal shakedown his landlord is supposedly running against an uneducated, poor and chronically unemployed marginalized person? Or would he rather I simply send him a few bucks only for this cycle to obviously continue?

I'd obviously never actually do anything to Sean but I always wonder what cows would do if someone actually did take them seriously.
 
This eviction saga better happen! I'm sick of clicking on this thread and hoping that Sean will entertain us, but it is always just ebegging updates that never end. It's the most routinely disappointing thread that I follow. No offense to the posters, I get why you would want to archive the ebegging patterns and there is always the HOPE that he will transform into a great lolcow.

Click on Luke Lockhart or Bex or Jake, I know I am almost guaranteed a laugh. Click on Rhys or Emmy's a He., I am pretty sure I will get a little MATI. Click on Zinnia or Sophie, I know I will likely be grossed out. When I click on Sapphixy, it has almost become a lock that his updates will be boring. Just that fucking moonface and a screenshot of an overdrawn bank account...

Step it up, you blobfish mofo!

Even though they're both hideous, greedy trannies, Sapbreaky is the antitheses of the thrill-a-minute Kevvy Gibes thread. At this point I check in on this one for a breather.
 
I thought it would end with him striking a deal with the property manager, but I was hoping against hope that this was the Cry Wolf scenario. Or at least that he’d come up with a believable story, something better than “I’m late with the rent every month and owe thousands of dollars and they’ve threatened eviction three times, but the manager figures I can sort all my problems out by Monday so we struck a deal.”

And he’s going to pull the exact same shit on Monday.
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: Slugpphixy gets me legit MATI. I know it shouldn’t, but it does.
 
laser focused on that impeding homelessness:
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(since I weirdly read about this not too long ago, Eskimos in fact do not mind being called Eskimos and use it themselves, it's another latinx)
Gypsies call themselves gypsies, only the college-educated uppity activist types use Roma(ni).
t. Europoor
 
laser focused on that impeding homelessness:
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(since I weirdly read about this not too long ago, Eskimos in fact do not mind being called Eskimos and use it themselves, it's another latinx)
From what I recall, "Eskimo" is kind of like "Indian" (for Casino Indians, not 7-11 Indians). It's a word that they were given by colonizers and isn't exactly accurate, but in the modern era even in their own communities they tend to use the word because it's been pretty mainstream for the last couple centuries and their own words are likely to cause confusion. The term is technically "Inuit" (or apparently "Yupik" for some other groups known as "Eskimos") but in some contexts it causes confusion because the colonizer term is better known and it's not even used as an insulting so why not?

"Latinx", on the other hand, is just pure fucking bullshit.
 
IT'S HAPPENING
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But notably not on his GFM, which stays stuck under $1850:
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Ah, interesting. He’s going for the “Phew, only just made it. But now I need to raise the money for next month’s rent!” angle.

I just find it so funny that he’s doing this “Come on, keep going!” angle. Like they’re running a marathon as opposed to giving a fat man their money so he can pay for his porn this month.
 
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