Sapphixy / Serenity Dee / Sean Simpson / Siobhan Simpson / Asymbina / Asymptotic Binary - Morbidly Obese Lesbian Fetishist With a History of Domestic Abuse

It's really fascinating how he can keep this going year in and year out without anyone questioning him - if his landlord wanted to have him evicted as badly as he's portraying then they would've evicted him even if he ended up paying his rent late. It's fairly obvious he has some sort of tugboat going and that this is a Kevin Gibes style of grift where he needs the money for "emergencies" (ie any new toys, porn or other things he wants), but since everyone in the cult is taught never to question a "trans woman" no one calls them out for it.
 
I'd obviously never actually do anything to Sean but I always wonder what cows would do if someone actually did take them seriously.
Evidence from when it happens to other troon e-grifters is that they get angrily defensive that anything other than monetary donations would help them. They pretend that any offers of help are things they've already done, blame everything on transphobia, and if the person persists past one or two offers they'll make up reasons why they're not in good faith or a stalker or putting the burden of emotional labour on the poor troon and block them. Because anyone offering real help is essentially forcing the beggar to make up more lies as to why they will only have their problems solved with cash, and they resent that someone doesn't just automatically Listen, Believe and Dutifully Obey when they say these things rather than do anything that shows actual concern by actively trying to help rather than throwing money at the problem.

What's perhaps even sadder is that a number of time when someone's offered one of the many people like Sean the sort of help he claims he's looking for, when the troon rages at them in response they back down and apologise, rather than start to think that maybe, just maybe, something's not adding up. But that's part of the cult mentality of these people being the most oppressed on the planet - no doubts allowed or you're immediately ejected and marked as an evil TERF.

One of the reasons Sean is so repulsive besides his wormy exterior is that it's so clear that he puts no effort into anything. His lies about his life and his begging needs are broad and transparent and at Nigerian levels of lack of effort, but anyone who would call him out for it would be treated the same as if you were challenging someone who had mountains of evidence posted to prove things were how they said they were. He's a strong indication of how the 'troon community' is grifters, liars and the delusional all the way down. If it weren't, they'd willingly try and expel people like Sean who make them look so incredibly bad. But no, they have to defend every single troon because if you question it for one of them, then they're all threatened at being exposed. It was like with Chris-Chan when people were still making a point that you shouldn't deadname or misgender him, because he might believe that there's an interdimensional merge coming and that's he's Jesus Christ but saying he's a woman is definitely, 100% true.

Tl;dr: Someone once pointed out Sean's begging amounts were stupidly large; he made up another lie and called the person "creepy" for going through his posting history - which was of tweets he'd made 12 hours prior. If you challenge a troon, you're the one at fault, because you're victimising them, no exceptions. That includes offering real help rather than letting them blow money elsewhere.
 
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Thank you! Sean will now have a drink and stream a movie with your money.
 
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I for one am shocked that Sean managed to stave off eviction by the skin of his teeth at the last possible moment like he does every month without fail.

I just find it so funny that he’s doing this “Come on, keep going!” angle. Like they’re running a marathon as opposed to giving a fat man their money so he can pay for his porn this month.
Lou Gagliardi does this when he's crowdfunding a new iPad. It's difficult to tell whether he's genuinely trying to work the crowd into a frenzy (LOL) or he's really just that excited about how well the grift is going.
 
Astonishing that he managed to raise exactly the right amount with not a penny extra.
Someone gave him $800
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Wait, I thought he was paying back rent that he owed? Now, he's paid up for the rest of the year on rent? Why had his landlord "filed and ordered" an eviction if he merely needed rent going forward?
 
Every time I see one of these troons successfully grift it makes me curse my damned conscience. I could make a fortune off of retards on the internet if only I didn't have these pesky morals and a strong work ethic. I blame my parents for teaching me the concepts of responsibility and self-reliance. They did not adequately prepare me for a society where the shameless and shifty get to sit around eating take out and watching porn all day while the slaves work to foot the bill. Sigh. I'm so tired, y'all.

I wish he would update his grifting photo. His face is so punchable in that one. Every time I look at it, it reminds me of that pickle dude on SpongeBob (who got free burgers by pretending the pickle was missing on his -- apropos considering the troon pickle fetish and his scamming).

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So it was back rent and also he's now housed through "at least" the end of the year and also he needs December's rent (a month in this year btw) which is another thousands of dollars. (Plus all his other bills.)

Dude's come out as a legitimate sociopath. He's just outright mocking anyone who might be disposed to assist him.
 
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The earliest thing I could find on this thread was a YouCaring page from October 2016. I know there was a GFM floating around too.
What does he do exactly? If he was doing either serious economist stuff or just funny, entertaining stuff -- maybe I could see throwing a few bucks his way to keep him creating content.

All he does is posts his retard takes on things and beg for money. I guess there is some truth in advertising, though. If you want to keep seeing him beg for money every month, donating to him will definitely make it possible for him to keep doing what he is doing.
 
What does he do exactly? If he was doing either serious economist stuff or just funny, entertaining stuff -- maybe I could see throwing a few bucks his way to keep him creating content.

All he does is posts his exceptional individual takes on things and beg for money. I guess there is some truth in advertising, though. If you want to keep seeing him beg for money every month, donating to him will definitely make it possible for him to keep doing what he is doing.
Kevvy Gibes uses the exact same wording, so I now know that “if you like what I do here” is troon speak for “if you’re a sucker who hasn’t been peak transed yet, give me money for baldly jumping on a dangerous identity trend so I don’t have to work.”
 
Lots of people use the "if you like what I do" language, it's not just troon language (they're appropriating it), but it's often people like artists who mean "if you like my art but don't want to commission anything" or writers who mean "if you like my articles but don't want to subscribe or whatever" as a way to solicit what are mostly one-time donations.

I'd argue Kevin is much better on this front than Sean. Or at least, more honest. (Which to me is better.) Kevin lies from time to time (especially when he wants money for a new toy quickly) but is mostly accurate in his statements about how "if you like what I do" (post garbage on Twitter) then you should donate. I am sympathetic to the view that nobody should ever do this, and personally I would recommend that, but at the same time I'm not too judgmental about Kevin's donors as it seems more like they know what they're paying for.

Sean claims to be creating writing (on economics, fiction and other essays), claims to be seeking jobs, claims to be constantly facing the consequences of his actions, etc. He does none of this. He does content-free "live blogs" of movies on Twitter and that's about the bulk of his writing. I have no reason to believe his stories about interviewing. (Especially since they contradict his stories about his qualifications.) Kevin points mostly to his ko-fi which is designed for small, spur of the moment donations, Sean generally links to at least five (!) different ways to donate to him, and that's not including his new GoFundMe, some of which are outright subscription services even though the pages clearly indicate Sean will never contribute to these.

To bring in yet another troon who does this shit, Jake doesn't update his Patreon either, but he only has his Patreon and he is quite open (especially for a troon) about it no longer being for his content but an all purpose support method for his Twitter content. Sean continues to perpetuate the lie that he actually does anything for his donors while actually mocking the people who do donate to him.

I'm splitting hairs really. Mostly I'm creating an faux-elaborate theory about why Sean is even more contemptable than most of these troon cows who beg endlessly.
 
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