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Expect Sean to ratchet up the begging today.
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A lady needs his bourbon now.
 
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JY's Tampon said:
Expect Sean to ratchet up the begging today.
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A lady needs his bourbon now.
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Shig O'nella said:
The fuck's he wittering on about? And why is Slug even thinking of having a Jorts day? That is a horrible visual.
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Jorts is some kind of viral cat tweet he was going on about a few days ago.

Commence birthday begging.
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Of course this being Sean’s special day none of this will go towards rent or phone.
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I know this guy claims to be consistently on the verge of homelessness and endless poverty (always surviving to coom again!) but a "food grade" mortar and pestle costs like $30. He can probably get a more than good enough one for the garbage food he produces in his apartment kitchen for half that at Walmart. After checking, he doesn't actually have a "food grade" one on his wishlist, instead he has THREE sets starting from a stainless steel one at $15 going up to a silicone/porcelain one at $22. None are stone.

I also discovered he has like twelve ugly fucking goblets all over $15 on his wishlist. And an ungodly number of purple shawls and capes.

Anyway,
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AirdropShitposts said:
I know this guy claims to be consistently on the verge of homelessness and endless poverty (always surviving to coom again!) but a "food grade" mortar and pestle costs like $30. He can probably get a more than good enough one for the garbage food he produces in his apartment kitchen for half that at Walmart. After checking, he doesn't actually have a "food grade" one on his wishlist, instead he has THREE sets starting from a stainless steel one at $15 going up to a silicone/porcelain one at $22. None are stone.

I also discovered he has like twelve ugly fucking goblets all over $15 on his wishlist. And an ungodly number of purple shawls and capes.

Anyway,
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Sean makes a $40 meal for himself.
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AirdropShitposts said:
I know this guy claims to be consistently on the verge of homelessness and endless poverty (always surviving to coom again!) but a "food grade" mortar and pestle costs like $30. He can probably get a more than good enough one for the garbage food he produces in his apartment kitchen for half that at Walmart. After checking, he doesn't actually have a "food grade" one on his wishlist, instead he has THREE sets starting from a stainless steel one at $15 going up to a silicone/porcelain one at $22. None are stone.

I also discovered he has like twelve ugly fucking goblets all over $15 on his wishlist. And an ungodly number of purple shawls and capes.

Anyway,
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I hope he gets lots of DMs of troon moobs for his birthday 🎉

Also, speaking of meals -- did he ever cook one for his family after his dad died? I remember him grifting for $ to cook it -- but surely we would have seen a photo of the feast he prepared if he actually cooked for his family. Did he even go back home?

So, if Sean had a heart attack and keeled over, how long do you think it would take to find the body? We'd all notice him shutting up on social media but is there actually anyone out there who would give a shit enough to call for a welfare check? Maybe that one sister would. Maybe. Or would it just be the landlord checking it out because rent is due or another tenant complained about a bad smell?
 
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Again with the most unbelievable beg for a terminally online grifter? We all know that Slug would forego food and what minimal hygiene he actually performs before missing his phone payment, as the phone is what gets his effortless food/lodging/entertainment/sex. (Sorry for the last point, those who are eating.)
 
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Mealy Mouth Spittle said:
So, if Sean had a heart attack and keeled over, how long do you think it would take to find the body? We'd all notice him shutting up on social media but is there actually anyone out there who would give a shit enough to call for a welfare check? Maybe that one sister would. Maybe. Or would it just be the landlord checking it out because rent is due or another tenant complained about a bad smell?
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How long do you think it'd take before the tenants in the adjacent apartments started noticing grease stains seeping through the floor?
 
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Old Fart said:
I wonder if he pays income tax over all these thousands he gets each month...
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Ah, there’s a beg he’s never tried before.
Shig O'nella said:
Again with the most unbelievable beg for a terminally online grifter? We all know that Slug would forego food and what minimal hygiene he actually performs before missing his phone payment, as the phone is what gets his effortless food/lodging/entertainment/sex. (Sorry for the last point, those who are eating.)
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His phone bill must be costing him $3000 a year.
 
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