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IDK lol I'm just theorycrafting here. Conducting a thought experiment, if you will, one which is not connected whatsoever to a certain
Sapphixy / Serenity Dee / Sean Simpson / Siobhan Simpson / Asymbina / Asymptotic Binary - Morbidly Obese Lesbian Fetishist With a History of Domestic Abuse
- Thread starter Ride
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- Jan 13, 2019
I hope Sean could find some time between live Tweeting Gordon Ramsey and round up this money.
Monday is the 31st so I'm betting on a miracle extension.
Monday is the 31st so I'm betting on a miracle extension.
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- Jun 30, 2021
Seem to recall Slug saying something about having to clean the pit he's living in or get evicted. Did anything more happen with that or is he still festering in mounds of garbage?
Since it's Slug, any physical effort including cleaning should have been accompanied by a barrage of complaining tweets but I saw nothing.
Since it's Slug, any physical effort including cleaning should have been accompanied by a barrage of complaining tweets but I saw nothing.
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- Feb 3, 2013
This sperg is pretending that they have three Undertale characters as alternate personalities.
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- Jul 22, 2019
What exactly is it about undertale that attracts retarded faggots like moths to a flame? I saw it on gamepass and it just looks like a general lofi indie game, what's the tranny/autist connection?
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- Feb 4, 2015
Sean needs $3600 or else he’ll definitely 100% for sure be evicted this time
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- Jan 13, 2019
So I'm guessing this is for December, January, and February?
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- Dec 31, 2018
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He definitely did not pay December or January (he claims he was current as of November). He paid off his back rent last time and then as soon as he did he started begging for December.
So in November he needed $2000. In January he needed $2250. And now he needs $3600.
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- Jan 15, 2014
I’d be interested to hear how the court feel about his landlord filing for eviction every month and then withdrawing it. I feel like this is an element Sean needs to add to his story.
Ha haaaa, no one has ever fetishised Sean.
Speaking of fetishising people...
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I dunno, Kengle might have. He used to creep on Timmy Whitbeck & still simps for Chris Chan. I wouldn't be shocked if Kengle would be attracted to Sean.
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- Dec 19, 2019
I bet he paid them all. This is sheer theatre.
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- Jan 4, 2021
He's on some kind of disability, I'd guess. He just grifts for extras because he's not like the other losers who can't get a job. He deserves to treat himself.
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- Jul 22, 2019
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- Feb 4, 2015
One of Sean’s pay pigs and boosters got her main (@fangirlsmash, another potential cow) twitter account suspended. She boosted Seans gibs asks, but when asked for a boost from Sean, the most he can muster is an emoji
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- Dec 31, 2018
Sean admits he falls for MLM scams:
On Islam and lesbians:
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- Jan 4, 2021
He should start wearing a hijab to cover up his male pattern baldness. Or better yet -- a burqa. Would definitely help him pass. Well, as long as he kept his mouth shut and it was long enough to cover up his man feet.
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- Feb 13, 2020
Fat is the Great Equalizer when it comes to "passing" but I still think his Daniel Lambertish rotund corpulence would give him away.
And the slime trail he leaves behind.
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- Jul 22, 2019
I'm actually insulted that sean decided to throw out the following lie and act like anyone who shares my species will believe it.
In the wildly unlikely event a muslim from an extremely conservative background decided to go all white country girl in college, and piss off daddy by having casual sex with a woman, whilst remaining religiously and culturally orthodox enough to voluntarily wear a hijab, she decided that out of all the lesbians she could possibly be honour killed for, sean was so sexy it was worth it.
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Islam is right about transwomen.