Sapphixy / Serenity Dee / Sean Simpson / Siobhan Simpson / Asymbina / Asymptotic Binary - Morbidly Obese Lesbian Fetishist With a History of Domestic Abuse

Karellen said:
Well the countdown is starting again:
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Of course, this plea is buried in between lesbian thirst retweets and getting assmad at Joe Biden.
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I, too, try to look as smug as possible when I'm begging people to give me thousands of dollars.
 
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Sean considers Twitter, a form of income.
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No Sean, a steady job would be your most reliable source of income.
 
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Seems like this is a much smarter plan to me:
a. delete Twitter account with barely any followers
2. collect $50K
iii. create new (or recreate old) Twitter account and go back to begging
 
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AirdropShitposts said:
Seems like this is a much smarter plan to me:
a. delete Twitter account with barely any followers
2. collect $50K
iii. create new (or recreate old) Twitter account and go back to begging
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Same as that big-name youtuber who deleted one of his extremely small, practically abandoned accounts in a publicity stunt. Not exactly a novel concept yet Seanie can't even use that big head of his to cite this and add some kind of smug statement.
 
A Twitter account is sometimes useful when they change shit up and impose things to try and make you create an account but it's still one of the better sites for not requiring an account. I had a Facebook account dating back to when it was TheFacebook but I deleted it after not logging in for years but still getting constant e-mails from them no matter what I did to turn them off. Sometimes I regret not having an account just to look at shit when it gets linked elsewhere since it's one of the worst popular websites for that. I made a completely fake Linkedin account just to screenshot shit on there a long time ago and stupidly used an e-mail I use for legit gaming accounts rather than a throwaway but it has paid off in the hilarious job offers I get sent to a blatantly fake account that lists no actual qualifications and filled a bunch of required fields with "I am a cat."

Sean's a complete idiot for trying to justify not taking $50K. Reminds me of Jake Alley trying to explain why he doesn't private his account despite the "constant harassment" from nazis, it's because he claims it's the only way he has to be contacted with job offers.
 
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I can't help but wonder if Slugphixy believes twitter activity to be a form of 'content' and thus is not really e-begging but being compensated for a public service?

I suspect the same thing about Spoony for what its worth.
 
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Bubble Ba'ath said:
I can't help but wonder if Slugphixy believes twitter activity to be a form of 'content' and thus is not really e-begging but being compensated for a public service?

I suspect the same thing about Spoony for what its worth.
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Toren does the same thing. Just looked at his pinned. He and Sean both have Patreons that haven't seen an update in over a year.
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If someone was old enough to be a single mom by 1985, she's a great-grandmother now, Sean- everyone who was an adult in 1985 is old enough to be a grandparent. Technically, everyone who was alive in 1985 is old enough to be a grandparent. Sean himself is 46, old enough it wouldn't raise any eyebrows if he were a grandpa himself.

Is trooning out the new midlife crisis for guys who can't afford the sports car and couldn't fuck the secretary even if they had a job? Gross. I bet Sean's dad was the only guy on the planet to lie on his deathbed wishing he'd spent more time at work and less time with his son.
 
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Going after someone for a dumb tweet:
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Can you even imagine how annoying sean must be in person? There you are sat with your friends at a nice little cafe, ordering dinner, you decide the toad in the hole sounds nice

from behind a mound of empty stacked plates comes the blubber choked voice 'ACTUALLY IT'S NOT TOAD IN THE HOLE, IT'S SAUSAGES IN PASTY'
after several long and audibly agonising heaving breathes he continues 'IF YOU LIKE WHAT I DO PLEASE GIVE ME MONEY, I NEED $3500 BY SUNDAY OR I'LL BE KICKED OUT'
 
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