Sapphixy / Serenity Dee / Sean Simpson / Siobhan Simpson / Asymbina / Asymptotic Binary - Morbidly Obese Lesbian Fetishist With a History of Domestic Abuse

If someone was old enough to be a single mom by 1985, she's a great-grandmother now, Sean- everyone who was an adult in 1985 is old enough to be a grandparent. Technically, everyone who was alive in 1985 is old enough to be a grandparent. Sean himself is 46, old enough it wouldn't raise any eyebrows if he were a grandpa himself.

Is trooning out the new midlife crisis for guys who can't afford the sports car and couldn't fuck the secretary even if they had a job? Gross. I bet Sean's dad was the only guy on the planet to lie on his deathbed wishing he'd spent more time at work and less time with his son.
Well, no. A stripper in 1985 would have been born around 1963-67. It's possible for a 59-year-old to be a great-grandparent, but that would mean 3 generations of poor decisions (which itself is not impossible, but surely that's a small minority of cases).
 
Why would you think that strippers are all 18-22? That's not at all true and never was. Sean gave us enough to figure out which movie he's watching, and while there's not a lot of information on most of the actresses, one of the leads was born in 1948 and another actress was born in 1959. Sure, there's a cast member with a listed birth year of 1968, but most of these women look like they're somewhere between their mid 20s and mid 30s. "Janette" is old enough to be a great-grandmother anywhere, and the 63 year old easily could be as well.

The other question, of course, is conditional probability- what is the likelihood that the child of a young mother becomes a parent prematurely themselves? It's significantly more likely. The mean age at first live birth was early to mid 20s in the US up til the last few years- mean, not median- and was still around 23 in about half of US States in 2000. In other words, yeah, there are plenty of 59 year old great-grandmas running around. Only really takes one teen pregnancy.
 
from behind a mound of empty stacked plates comes the blubber choked voice 'ACTUALLY IT'S NOT TOAD IN THE HOLE, IT'S SAUSAGES IN PASTY'
after several long and audibly agonising heaving breathes he continues 'IF YOU LIKE WHAT I DO PLEASE GIVE ME MONEY, I NEED $3500 BY SUNDAY OR I'LL BE KICKED OUT'

"I want the lot. And don't skimp on the paté."

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Unprompted the unemployed, fat, and totes lesbian, Sean butts in, to show people how truly smart he is.
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I can never stop just doing a first Google page look at what lolcows claim. Ken Snowden, who appears to be essentially retired now, is such a "litmus test for scholars" that he does not have a Wikipedia page. And he has eight papers on SSRN, all of them about mortgages before the 1930s not "financial history" or "American banking history" and I doubt he would claim what Sean does about him.

Lastly, bragging about who your advisor was over a decade ago is a beyond weak flex. I would know, mine was Albert Einstein.
 
Literal award winning economist
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Also, I think it’s funny that Sean is reusing his gobegme from last year; he’s too lazy to even update that this is for February not October. He’s only managed to grift about $300 in the last month with it so only $3800 to go lol
Doesn't Greg Doucette have a thread in Weeb Wars?
 
Wonder if Sapphy will pull some bullshit and say someone saved them from totes eviction (#493) or if they'll memory hole it and just continue grifting as if they didnt paint themselves into an eviction mere days prior.
Yes, a few days after Thursday there will be another overdrawn screenshot (*sigh) and then a plea for meds and grocers followed up by a phone bill or possible WiFi beg.
 
There's cow who have tweeted more. Luke Lockhart is easily over 300 a day. If Twitter charged even a fraction of a penny a tweet, the woke mob would make them a mint.
Arthur Chu and Luke tweet 1200+ a day, with Arthur admitting that he only sleeps four hours a day and the rest of the time is spent tweeting. Luke has a new account now where he tweets 1000+ times but then deletes most of them.

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Sean did nothing and is all out of ideas.
 
Arthur Chu and Luke tweet 1200+ a day, with Arthur admitting that he only sleeps four hours a day and the rest of the time is spent tweeting. Luke has a new account now where he tweets 1000+ times but then deletes most of them.

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Sean did nothing and is all out of ideas.
I'm betting on a last minute miracle. How about you?

Sean still doesn't think that he may be the problem.
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No contributors to the hooker fund, then. Weird, looks like his autocorrect changed “horny” to “homeless.”

Rate me optimistic if you like, but I wonder if people are finally catching on and realising that this blob has a major financial crisis every single week. And it’s never a small one, it’s always “I need $300” or even “I need $3000 NOW NOW NOW.” Enough to lead a pretty luxurious life, actually. Even if I had a generous spirit, I’d spot that something doesn’t add up. And even a naive person likely reaches the point where they’re thinking, “Hold on, I’m just paying out every week. I think I’ve already given enough.”

When this fool turns out writing that’s worth $250,000 a year, I’ll agree with him. I’ve read far better writing that people produce for free.
 
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