Sapphixy / Serenity Dee / Sean Simpson / Siobhan Simpson / Asymbina / Asymptotic Binary - Morbidly Obese Lesbian Fetishist With a History of Domestic Abuse

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A kind property management company. Sounds about as likely as any human woman willingly getting into the slugsack with Sean.

Don't know about the USA, but here in the UK "in good standing" has a very specific meaning. Not only does it mean paid up to date, but that there is no significant history of late or missed payments.

Any lawfags following the Slug thread want to clarify?
IANAL, but I don't think there's anything to clarify here: he's a lazy lying sack of shit who can't make up even one convincing lie to keep his grift going. There's no way someone with a history of perpetually being late on payment and requiring extensions every month would be in good standing. There'd be no reason for the company not to evict him either. All evidence points to him bullshitting as usual.
 
What is Lex?
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This fat slug looks like a real life Simpson.
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That fucking hairline!
 
hmm I wonder what was more likely:

she suddenly had an epiphany about how queer theory was completely right, or she came back in, saw the creepy fat weirdo in the office was now wearing a dress and leering at the children like he usually leered at the women in the office and was trying to find a polite way to usher them away?

What's the odds he tried to give her the 'sigh I wish I could have been a mother, us ladies need to support each other' spiel

Wasn't he fired for some form of misconduct that he didn't elaborate on? I can fully imagine him trying to force himself into the office girls conversations talking about his periods and 'maybe we should have a girly sleepover'
God help if there were any lesbian or bi women working there
Back when he had a job he used to post a lot of highly suspect pictures of him towering menacingly above uncomfortable looking female co works half his height and one twentieth of his weight so yes I'd say he was most likely fired for harassment or some other misconduct
 
Facing imminent homelessness, Sean gets to work:
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Also puts in time getting in the troon outrage of the day, which I chronicled some of in the Tranny Sideshow thread: here and here.
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Brianna Wu dared to say "let writers write what they want" but Sean isn't having it and Wu deleted:
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It worked out though:
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What is Lex?
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This fat slug looks like a real life Simpson.
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That fucking hairline!
After several inquiries regarding my new profile I thought I'd figure out what the hell happened to Sean.
This was in reply to the most current post.
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This isn't the first time.
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I think you'd remember biting your lip that hard. Chances are he got herpes from going down on hookers, filthy women or trannies willing to let Sean touch them.

UPDATE: It's past noon on the 7th? How will Sean play the new deadline for his rent?
 
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Sean tweeted literally nothing about the March 7th deadline. He did tweet 47 random pictures, many of half naked women in suggestive poses, from his "camera roll" before tweeting a little about MasterChef Junior and going silent.

He must have been evicted onto the streets.
 
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