Sapphixy / Serenity Dee / Sean Simpson / Siobhan Simpson / Asymbina / Asymptotic Binary - Morbidly Obese Lesbian Fetishist With a History of Domestic Abuse

[The Final Troondown]

Well, as long as I’m begging…
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This is why you get blowback for your begging, Sean.

$25 for pizza? I'm in the UK and even here where takeaway food is moee expensive that would get you two pizzas

what do we think a sean pizza order looks like? I can't decide whether he'd go all in on calories per buck because hes a fat cunt or go full artisanal (since we've seen some extravagant purchases while he's ebegging for rent)

 

[TurdEthics]

How many times you think someone wished Sean a happy father's day yesterday?

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

How many times you think someone wished Sean a happy father's day yesterday?

No matter how numerous they are, discarded sperm cells can't either pick up a pen or type on a keyboard.

 

[Wine em Dine em 69 em]

$25 for pizza? I'm in the UK and even here where takeaway food is moee expensive that would get you two pizzas

what do we think a sean pizza order looks like? I can't decide whether he'd go all in on calories per buck because hes a fat cunt or go full artisanal (since we've seen some extravagant purchases while he's ebegging for rent)

That would be an extremely custom pizza plus delivery charge (little to no tip).
See Josh Saunders thread for details.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Dude lives with his family now apparently but is begging on Twitter to order a pizza feast delivered just for himself.

 

[Ruin]

That would be an extremely custom pizza plus delivery charge (little to no tip).
See Josh Saunders thread for details.

No way this selfish cunt tips, not a chance.

 

[The Final Troondown]

That would be an extremely custom pizza plus delivery charge (little to no tip).
See Josh Saunders thread for details.

I could see that but I could also see him springing for 5 hot n readys because he's a morbidly obese slug

josh saunders?

 

[BunchofMunch]

If anyone buys him that pizza it's only for the purpose of speeding up his inevitable journey towards a massive heart attack.

 

[TurdEthics]

josh saunders?

KingCobraJFS in the main LOLcow board.

 

[Wine em Dine em 69 em]

I could see that but I could also see him springing for 5 hot n readys because he's a morbidly obese slug

josh saunders?

KingCobra JFS try a YouTube search for him eating or cooking anything, but especially pizza. Oh buddy.
Maybe Sean here should be encouraged to start a YouTube channel? He is a foodie after all. That’s his one ‘skill’ at least he can be entertaining if he’s going to ebeg
I just caught up with this thread, and from the first post to now, he has put absolutely zero effort into his begging. It’s shameful. At least switch up your photos man!
Anyways Sean, consider starting a YouTube cooking channel. Raise your trans advocacy awareness beyond twatter or some shit.

 

[JY's Tampon]

KingCobra JFS try a YouTube search for him eating or cooking anything, but especially pizza. Oh buddy.
Maybe Sean here should be encouraged to start a YouTube channel? He is a foodie after all. That’s his one ‘skill’ at least he can be entertaining if he’s going to ebeg
I just caught up with this thread, and from the first post to now, he has put absolutely zero effort into his begging. It’s shameful. At least switch up your photos man!
Anyways Sean, consider starting a YouTube cooking channel. Raise your trans advocacy awareness beyond twatter or some shit.

Jesus. I though my profile picture was distracting.

 

[Bubble Ba'ath]

I would subscribe to a Slug cooking channel immediately. It would be so such entertainment between the weary sighs, the comic book guy sounding pinched nasal ranting, and the gross looking food. Truly top tier cooking *and* mukbang content.

 

[Old Fart]

He can only succeed with a Youtube channel if there is a market for channels where people are stuffing themselves.

 

[Wallace]

He can only succeed with a Youtube channel if there is a market for channels where people are stuffing themselves.

So, a mukbang? A very disturbing mukbang?

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

So, a mukbang? A very disturbing mukbang?

I reckon that's the only market gap he could slither into and exploit - dual segment long-form videos. First segment is cooking á la chef Jack Scalfani and second segment is a cross between Shoenice and Chantal.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

I don't think Sean could do a YouTube channel. From reading his descriptions of his cooking I get the impression they're often all day things with an absurd number of breaks. You can't upload hours long videos to YouTube until your account matures enough and Sean is clearly too lazy to edit in order to post enough videos to get there.

But he might be able to post himself reading his own lesbian fiction to get there and then start doing the cooking videos. Then again if he starts doing that he's going to get snapped up by a media conglomerate to oversee a massive media franchise based on his fiction and then we'll lose out on his begging.

 

[Karellen]

Lol fat

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

Lol fat
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I've seen people who weigh that much - thankfully not in my mirror - and Sluggo's face says 450 at least.

 

[The Final Troondown]

I've seen people who weigh that much - thankfully not in my mirror - and Sluggo's face says 450 at least.

Don't forget we're dealing with someone who considers answering the door to the pizza guy serious exercise

360lb sack of lard is entirely feasible
the question is who is putting this slug up, and what are they getting out of it? Has he hit the jackpot and found someone with both a feeder and fat balding tranny fetish?

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Considering how much shit Sean retweets from "fat acceptance" accounts including when they're going on and on about how it's genocide for doctors to weigh fat patients I'm going to guess his figure may be a few years out of date.