Sapphixy / Serenity Dee / Sean Simpson / Siobhan Simpson / Asymbina / Asymptotic Binary - Morbidly Obese Lesbian Fetishist With a History of Domestic Abuse

Tragi-Chan said:
He probably has zero muscle, so he may weigh less than he appears to. A regular fat person puts on muscle just from hauling their bulk around, but Sean probably barely leaves his bed on most days.
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yes this is what I was getting at, but you put it clearer
at 5ft 9 360lbs is a shit ton of weight to carry, especially if you have zero muscle
he's shorter than most of our other deathfats which makes a surprising amount of difference
 
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He’s starting to get back into the groove. He was begging for $200 last week and he’s aleady $60 in the hole.
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I foresee a, “waiting for benefits in [new state], I NEED $2000.”
 
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JY's Tampon said:
He’s starting to get back into the groove. He was begging for $200 last week and he’s aleady $60 in the hole.
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I foresee a, “waiting for benefits in [new state], I NEED $2000.”
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He clearly didn't get that $25 for a pizza so he had to spend $60+ on an even larger meal.
 
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Wine em Dine em 69 em said:
It’s sad when KF puts more effort into Sean’s ebegging than he does.

Our boi needs to get out of bed and stop making gross TikTok’s creeping on real lesbians, before his family realize the terrible mistake they’ve made by offering him shelter.
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No lesbian (or “lesbian”) is going anywhere near those fangs. Sean’s dentition is almost as bad as Tony’s.
 
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Sean RTs someone blatantly wrong? Must be a day ending in y:
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Thread if you want to enjoy a bunch of mostly furries and troons freaking out about something false they don't even understand in the first place all while ignoring and attacking people who try to tell them otherwise: https://twitter.com/Doc_Wolverine/status/1540696057780240384

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Sean RTs someone blatantly wrong? Must be a day ending in y:
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Thread if you want to enjoy a bunch of mostly furries and troons freaking out about something false they don't even understand in the first place all while ignoring and attacking people who try to tell them otherwise: https://twitter.com/Doc_Wolverine/status/1540696057780240384

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'so how far should we go to save the planet?'

'we should all lay in bed watching lesbian porn and eating pizza all day every day and ebeg for more trees'


also fucking fatso here would be out of breath after disembowelling a sausage roll
 
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Mabel Dobbins said:
Who on earth does Sean even call? If hes too fat to record his tiktoks from a more attractive angle than lying in bed, then why doesn't he just use VOIP calling?
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Calls aren't even the expensive part of phones anymore, they basically give them away for free with service, hell, lots of companies now do the same with texts. The only real costs are data and Sean doesn't need that since he has internet and never leaves anyway. Anything else would just be him fucking up his own billing.

What Sean claims to pay in a month for his phone could buy him two or even three years of service on a pre-paid plan and all of those now allow you most of the fanciest phones too. The only limitation on him would be data which he can avoid by just connecting to his wifi while laying in bed masturbating. My mom understands "internet free on phone at home" even if I can't get her to understand that lots of other places let you connect to their wifi too. Someone who claims to be as smart as Sean should be able to figure this out yet he can't?
 
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Mabel Dobbins said:
Who on earth does Sean even call? If hes too fat to record his tiktoks from a more attractive angle than lying in bed, then why doesn't he just use VOIP calling?
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I could see Slug being one of the last users of pre-internet style phone sex lines.

"UH! Just slot in those credit card numbers baby and I'll call you whatever pronouns you want!"
 
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Mabel Dobbins said:
Who on earth does Sean even call? If hes too fat to record his tiktoks from a more attractive angle than lying in bed, then why doesn't he just use VOIP calling?
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Some people have speculated phone sex lines but Sean is younger gen X I think so phone sex generally wouldn't be something anyone but boomers know about/utilize.
 
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