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Don't forget the hot sauce on his fingers!
Sapphixy / Serenity Dee / Sean Simpson / Siobhan Simpson / Asymbina / Asymptotic Binary - Morbidly Obese Lesbian Fetishist With a History of Domestic Abuse
- Thread starter Ride
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- Feb 3, 2013
I think we all want to forget that.
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- Jul 21, 2020
But it's the only palatable way to pretend that Sean has sex with so many hot lesbian babes(LOL).
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- Feb 13, 2020
I'd love to hear his thoughts on the recent Kissmate scandal. "Ow gosh how could you do this to me, Ana? I've been struggling with rent and Bulleit and call-whores while you were working a well-paid job from the cushy comfort of your $400k house in Texas!"
HE'S GOT OVER NINE THOUSAND FINGERS COVERED IN HOT SAUCE AND THEY'RE ALL FINGERING HORNY LESBIANS!
Dream big, it doesn't change reality after all.
Or, to adapt a blast from the past:
HE'S GOT OVER NINE THOUSAND FINGERS COVERED IN HOT SAUCE AND THEY'RE ALL FINGERING HORNY LESBIANS!
Dream big, it doesn't change reality after all.
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- Feb 4, 2015
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- Jan 13, 2019
He still seems deeply concerned with the Ana Mardoll story. It’s Thursday so we should expect an updated e-beg.
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- Jan 15, 2014
Remember, it’s not a fetish.
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- Feb 3, 2013
Those moobs would not look like that if he moved his hand.
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- Jan 13, 2019
Cool the slug is in a home with a child.
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- Jan 15, 2014
I would say as a general thing that if you’re going to claim you have such amazing tits that the very sight of them drives women into an uncontrollable sapphic frenzy, you shouldn’t really show off if this is what you’ve got.
Maybe Sean should start an OnlyFans. All those hot lesbians who can’t resist his morbidly obese curves would surely make him a millionaire.
Simple solution: don’t do that.
It’s kind of moot, because nobody in the universe finds him attractive.
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- Feb 13, 2020
I'm not even disgusted. Offended by this degree of laziness, maybe, but definitely not disgusted.
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- Jul 19, 2019
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- Feb 4, 2015
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- Jan 13, 2019
He’s going to have period shits 4 times this month.
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- Aug 16, 2020
"Four times the woman factor of your average cis!"
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- Sep 19, 2013
Damn. It’s crazy how small his “breasts” in comparison to the rest of him. It’s almost like his weight distribution is that of a man’s.
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- Jan 13, 2019
Sean, who supposedly bailed on all of his possessions and left them behind the landlord’s lock and is now supposedly crashing with a family in Pennsylvania is now buying useless shit. All while begging for his phone, gas, and incidentals.
It’s Friday, will there be a new plea for cash before the weekend?
It’s Friday, will there be a new plea for cash before the weekend?
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- Aug 3, 2017
LOLOL. If they were called "mugs", then they would already have built in handles. Also what moron buys mugs and doesn't realize they're actually drinking glasses later on?
Just go to fucking Walmart nd buy sturdy glass mugs for $1 to $2 each instead of wasting $10 to 20 on wire and/or leather to make "handles"
This is most likely a ploy to e-beg money for these "materials", which Sean will use on useless shit like all troons do.
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- Jul 21, 2020
By materials, you mean hookers & porn subscriptions.
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- Aug 3, 2017
But why would Sean need to resort to those? Remember that women are just lining up outside his door to get finger blasted by him and his Tabasco stained digits!