Aramis
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Nonsense, you know Sean is freeballing it.
Sapphixy / Serenity Dee / Sean Simpson / Siobhan Simpson / Asymbina / Asymptotic Binary - Morbidly Obese Lesbian Fetishist With a History of Domestic Abuse
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I NOW NEED YOUR NETFLIX PASSWORD. PLEASE HELP AND SHARE #transcrowdfund
ETA:
Looks like his hosts are tired of him. Why don’t you hit up Ana and kissmate since you’re bosom buddies
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"...come the fall". Remember, this was the guy who had threats of eviction hanging over his fat head for what, two years? before finally ACTUALLY getting evicted. I think he's just setting up a new grifting arch somehow.
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The way that was worded makes it sound like the issue was in doubt (in Slug's mind) but not in the hosts. "So I can stay here forever right?" "Ah...no, we were going to say a few months but we totally forgot we have long term guests coming in the fall. Yeah! Super long term and it just slipped our minds. But they had first dibs so out you go!"
Well, lucky e-rubes, you too could assist in the battle for social justice by hosting THIS in YOUR HOME this fall!
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Sean seems like the kind of guest that will claim he’s a tenant and that the only way you’ll get rid of him is by going to court and having him evicted.
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In some states if you stay more than 30 days in one place you are legally considered a tenant. I wouldn’t put it past him to screw over his hosts before slithering away.
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Well I didn't plan on sleeping well tonight
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"Your honor, in my people's culture, an invitation into the home for any reason is a permanent offer of residence. Now, as a lesbian..."
"Objection! Your honor, relevance?"
"The lesbian erotica I wish to have read in its entirety into the record and in the courtroom is important to establish the ways of my people, your honor."
"Hmmm. I'll allow it."
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Gosh - you mean that they got tired of a slug lazing around all day trying to brute force their Netflix password and complaining about the lack of hot lesbians to fingerbang? Who could have seen that coming?
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The only real question in my mind is whether he'd seriously undertake the effort to make it hard for them to get rid of him. He's nothing if not lazy.
I mean granted, it'd take hardly any effort to make eviction difficult, but we're talking about Sean here...
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more more of Sean trying to seem intelligent.
Of course he has to make it creepy.
Just ask any chicken wing place in the research triangle.
Of course he has to make it creepy.
Just ask any chicken wing place in the research triangle.
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Ahh there it is. The peak Sluggism is weeks of boring pity and smug posts and then a monthly drop of being just impossibly gross in a freshman dormitory but in a public setting.
This is a person who has reached middle age.
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I for one would like to read these references.
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this fattu srug eat arr the gyoza and den rick da prates! I have to buy new Prates!
-- Mr Kim, owner of local food establishment
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Read them, no.
I would, however, like to take those references out, get them wrapped around a few good drinks, and then ask about it. Then buy them a couple more drinks as therapy/an apology for making them recall it.
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>get my feet back under me in the next couple of months
My dude. You’ve had almost four years this September to get your feet under you.
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I'm a newfag to this thread, so anyone mind giving me the TL;DR on Sean's situation?
Aramis
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He's fat, lazy, and begs like most people breathe.
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He’s a transtrender who was one of Benjanun/Requires Hate and Ana Mardolls biggest defenders. He is still married to a woman he was abusive towards (and is still somewhat emotionally abusive to).
He was originally notable because of how overweight he is, and how bad his hair is when compared to his uwu picross avatar at the time. He had some notoriety with normies when Jon Lovitz made fun of his appearance.
He was fired four years ago, the details of which are unknown. Since then he has tweeted nonstop, creating multiple gofundmes and nonstop E-begging. He claimed every month for three years he was on the brink of eviction, but if money magically fell in his lap the entire process would go away. He raised $1000’s this way.
It’s speculated he spends the money he raises on streaming services and hookers but it’s never been proven (the hookers anyway; he does spend money on streaming). He is known to discuss his alleged sexual behaviors in great detail, using the same name he has on LinkedIn.
He either was finally evicted or was not given a lease renewal earlier this year and has been crashing on someone’s couch in northeast Pennsylvania. He has probably done nothing but meld with the couch and binge watch Kamen Rider while trying to hookup with lesbians.
Sounds like his new hosts have gotten tired of him and he needs somewhere new to slither to.
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When is the last time zxhe even saw zxhir own feet?
In addition to what has been said before, I really cannot emphasize just how much of this thread is fueled by the odd dynamic of Slug's total social media and lifestyle predictability with the unprecedented and inhuman appearance of the subject.