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These tweets aren't interesting as such, I'm just bumping the thread in hope of more Seanposts.
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These tweets aren't interesting as such, I'm just bumping the thread in hope of more Seanposts.
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Well, this update is enough to visually inspire me. Of course, unlike the last two times I am not willing to actually expend artistic effort myself so here, have an AI generated Slug instead. All things considered, its a pretty good approximation.
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I haven't checked on Sean in a while because he's spent most of this year mostly just RTing stuff and otherwise being boring (even for him) so he might not actually be lying about having a job. Though I couldn't find anything on who the moron is who hired him. Hopefully it's work from home for the sake of his other employees.
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The Halloween Wallpaper Contest is taking submissions. The thread should be flooded with Sean submissions. He's literally a pumpkin.
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The only thing of consequence he posts are of the cat he got laying on his massive stomach with his gross feet and new horde forming. Wonder when he’ll get kicked out of the new place (due to smell).
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I wonder if his wife is making him bathe or is she just hosing him off on the balcony?
I've been monitoring her account for passive aggressive Tweets.
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His wife's posts are so boring.
Not true, the reporter posted various people's stories. Right before that one was a nurse who came back from a shift to find her house in ashes.
Many of the replies to this said it was a despicable thing to say, even of a "political opponent." Sean retweets anyway.
Period discourse. Sean weighs in.
Not true, the reporter posted various people's stories. Right before that one was a nurse who came back from a shift to find her house in ashes.
Many of the replies to this said it was a despicable thing to say, even of a "political opponent." Sean retweets anyway.
Sean's reading thread. Suppose you have to guess the titles from the clues provided.
Period discourse. Sean weighs in.
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I think my second Slug portrait from a few months back might be too early in time/reposty, but I might post it there anyway. I actually have another visually disturbing cow in mind for my all new original contribution there that I will get to soon.
As for the specifics of what Slug is reading, you can check out goodreads.
Basically, its coomlit. This is the most feminine thing about zxhir yet.
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I love how he started off praising Futurama and then within like two tweets was bitching about "cis people comedy is such a fuckin minefield" because there was a joke about troons which Futurama has like two total outside of the episode where Bender pulls a Rhys.
His later tweets bitching about how Futurama portrays sexists still existing a thousand years from now and has outdated science is the autistic faggot cherry on top.
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Other than his appearance, Sean is kind of a low-tier cow tbh, he doesn't seem to do much. But there is not much more viscerally disgusting and deeply hilarious than this guy
posting about how he make woman cum so good.
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in a random non-kf-adjacent telegram channel, a wild SERENITY DEE appears. what's funny is, as we see above, she's even more hideous now than when that pic was taken
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Or telling those damn dirty cisbians to shut up because he's the expert on what lesbian sex looks like from reading weird erotica
You know he sits round after sex asking his wife how many times she came and she rolls her eyes and says 'SO many times' so he falls asleep and she can finish herself off
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Sean has been relatively quiet by his own standards but he's still slaying lesbian pussy.
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Slug never disappoints and never ceases to make me laugh.
Yes, Slug. I have no doubt you have the power to make women gay. Because when they see you they retreat far away from any place that men can access.
Yes, Slug. I have no doubt you have the power to make women gay. Because when they see you they retreat far away from any place that men can access.
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He didn’t have to try because he knew he’d fail.
If that’s what constitutes a woman in current year, then yes, I would switch to men in preference.
I love the way he tries to alter his standard pervy man experiences through the lens of a sassy dyke. No Sean, what you mean is “I confused porn with real life because I masturbate 18 hours a day.”
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Its been a long time since we had a Slugupdate. Most activity seems to have migrated to bluesky.
Nothing much of note but the typical coomposting and midwit political takes. But the reason its worth necroing this thread is this particular post which gave me a robust belly laugh and is totally worth sharing.
Nothing much of note but the typical coomposting and midwit political takes. But the reason its worth necroing this thread is this particular post which gave me a robust belly laugh and is totally worth sharing.
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Thank you for your service. To me, fresh content after a cow has taken a vacation isn't necroing. IMHO, necroing is clicking into a thread and firing off a shit post without noticing the discussion ended 6 months ago. Sean himself is necrotic anyway, so there's that. I've been wondering whether we missed the funeral, but no, the rot continues.
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Gotta give it to him: he sure doesn't look very masculine....or feminine...or, you know, human.