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Next Task said:
Thank fuck I don't get sleep paralysis, otherwise I know what would be haunting me.

Good christ is he hideous. In a world of ugly troons, there's just something I've always found particularly repulsive about him.
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I think for me, it's that he has so much in common with Russell Greer: Butt Fucking ugly on the outside, skewed perception about his sexual ability and physical appearance, creepy, nauseating and inappropriate to the point of being clinically "anti-social," and the fact he seems to insist that all his problems (money and otherwise) are never his doing. It's society! Pay up!
 
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JY's Tampon said:
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SCIENCE!
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JY's Tampon said:
How did he end up with the worst phone plan ever?
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Apparently, 900/976 numbers are still a thing. I guess for $5 a minute, they'll happily pretend he's whoever he wants to be. And because it's audio only, the phone sex operator doesn't have to worry about keeping a straight face:


 
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JY's Tampon said:
Just like clockwork.
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You'd thing there would be a need for public health economists in the middle of a global pandemic.
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I'm convinced he's got a e-begging message auto-programmed to run every month. And I would never, ever hire an economist who has to beg for rent money. If he needs to beg, he should be more discreet about it because, if I were a potential employer, I would nope on his resume just from the sheer amount of begging he has done over the years. If you can't handle your own personal finances, economics is not the right field for you.

LOL, as if he is actually applying for jobs ... but the point still stands.
 
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Spastic Colon said:
I'm convinced he's got a e-begging message auto-programmed to run every month. And I would never, ever hire an economist who has to beg for rent money. If he needs to beg, he should be more discreet about it because, if I were a potential employer, I would nope on his resume just from the sheer amount of begging he has done over the years. If you can't handle your own personal finances, economics is not the right field for you.

LOL, as if he is actually applying for jobs ... but the point still stands.
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Sean trooned out to avoid the responsibility of abusing his wife. What makes you think he would ever accept any responsibility for his financial situation?
 
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Tragi-Chan said:
What “fiction” and “essays” has this amorphous fool created, other than his begging posts?
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Uhhh... him being a woman? His profile picture? His creds and qualifications, probably? I mean economist+statistical programmer sounds like a great combo for banks and fintech, so him not getting any employment is a bright red warning sign coupled with an air raid siren blaring there's something real suspicious going on.
 
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