Sapphixy / Serenity Dee / Sean Simpson / Siobhan Simpson / Asymbina / Asymptotic Binary - Morbidly Obese Lesbian Fetishist With a History of Domestic Abuse

Sean considers himself a writer and by writer he means sending Tweets throughout the day. Maybe fill out some applications or send some resumes?
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He needs $500 again to avoid eviction.
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Tragi-Chan said:
He really ought to take his landlord to court. Pretty sure you can’t evict someone just a few days after they paid the rent.
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I’m shocked the landlord keeps renewing the lease to be honest; he’s been almost evicted for at least a year now if not more. If you’re on a lease, as long as the landlord gives you ample notice (30-60days depending on the state) that they are not renewing, you have no choice but to vacate, and they can evict you if you don’t leave; the covid eviction bans don’t cover you in that case.
 
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nets_awesome said:
I’m shocked the landlord keeps renewing the lease to be honest; he’s been almost evicted for at least a year now if not more. If you’re on a lease, as long as the landlord gives you ample notice (30-60days depending on the state) that they are not renewing, you have no choice but to vacate, and they can evict you if you don’t leave; the covid eviction bans don’t cover you in that case.
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Or there's no eviction situation at all and he's spending every single cent on food and coom.
Occam's Razor and all.
 
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JY's Tampon said:
Oh, Sean. What about all the other e-begging? Why have you made ZERO effort to downgrade your lifestyle?

Today is the 15th. I'm predicting you will suddenly need more money within a week.
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Thing is, he doesn’t know how rent works either. Eviction is a difficult, drawn out process. There’s no way his landlord keeps getting to the day of eviction every month, only for a last minute reprieve to make it all okay. It wouldn’t be worth the trouble. After the first couple of times, he’d just tell Sean to fuck off back into the sea with the rest of the blobfish.

He’s going to have to rest the “I’m being evicted TOMORROW” line for a while. What will he replace it with? Meds, bills, groceries or a screenshot of his account balance and the caption”I’m so tired?” Place your bets, Kiwis!
 
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Where are these people's sense of shame? I couldn't live with myself if I had to do this all day every day. I mean where is your fucking pride?

Oh wait. Troon. Of course. The world owes them a living or something.

Just kys please. Or let the bedbugs eat you up. Your choice.
 
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Tragi-Chan said:
After the first couple of times, he’d just tell Sean to fuck off back into the sea with the rest of the blobfish.
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This. I was under the assumption that maybe he really was under threat but unless he’s in a 3+ year lease any sensible landlord would refuse to renew after several months of his shenanigans.

The only other reason I can think of that this isn’t a scam is that he’s trashed/hoarded the apartment to the point where it’s cheaper to get something every month even if it’s late rather than the expense of kicking him out and losing several months of rent and more money just to make it livable again.
 
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Tragi-Chan said:
Thing is, he doesn’t know how rent works either. Eviction is a difficult, drawn out process. There’s no way his landlord keeps getting to the day of eviction every month, only for a last minute reprieve to make it all okay. It wouldn’t be worth the trouble. After the first couple of times, he’d just tell Sean to fuck off back into the sea with the rest of the blobfish.

He’s going to have to rest the “I’m being evicted TOMORROW” line for a while. What will he replace it with? Meds, bills, groceries or a screenshot of his account balance and the caption”I’m so tired?” Place your bets, Kiwis!
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This, 100%.

It's the height of hypocrisy for Sean to suggest that a voice of reason misunderstands tenant / landlord dynamics, when its obvious to EVERYONE that ANY landloy would have axed him by now.

A tenant who forces the landlord to pursue eviction actions EVERY month would've been kicked out long ago.

Adults don't live like this.

Its not normal.
 
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If I’m remembering right Sean lives in an apartment complex, one that is owned by a property management corporation. He’s not renting from some local landlord with just half a dozen units in a single building.

The corporate property managers don’t care if you’re late, they’ve got a legal team behind them that’ll go to town on your ass if it comes to eviction. If the unit is trashed? So what— in a week they’ll have it back up to standard with new floors and new paint on the walls. They have the pockets for it.

Sean is simply lying about the eviction. It’s clear he has income from somewhere— tugboat probably considering his size. Whatever he gets from Internet simps is just cream.

ETA Unless his address has change— and someone please correct me if it has— he lives here, Park Ridge Apts in Durham. Park Ridge is owned by PRG Real Estate, a corporate property management company with over 38 complexes in five states. PRG itself is headquartered in Philadelphia.
 
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AirdropShitposts said:
I still don't believe he actually raises any money, or at least not any real amount, through this grift. Especially not nearly $2000 a month. Maybe $200.
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The spineless blob got $17,802 through GoFundMe from October 2018 to around October 2020, averaging ~$720 a month over that period from GoFundMe alone.
He used to advertise the GoFundMe link on Twitter but I guess the running total inconveniences him.
I think his take has diminished over the past year or so, but his latest March begging drive did get more attention than usual since it coincided with the Trans Day of Visibility.
So overall I think from his point of view he's doing pretty good, if you discount the morbid obesity, the crushing loneliness, and the daily struggle of coming to terms with having become Jabba the Hut.
 
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