Sapphixy / Serenity Dee / Sean Simpson / Siobhan Simpson / Asymbina / Asymptotic Binary - Morbidly Obese Lesbian Fetishist With a History of Domestic Abuse

lindsayfan said:
how does someone look like this not kill themselves?

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He tried to kill himself several times but the sheer amount of fat tissue protected his
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every time he attempted to
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himself. Therefore he's trying to commit suicide via overeating or viagra OD these days.
 
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lindsayfan said:
how does someone look like this not kill themselves?

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What I find particularly disturbing is that he seems to think being apparently topless and supine in bed is a good look for him. God only knows what self-delusion controls his brain.

He’s one of the few lolcows who I actively find repulsive to look at. I mean, there are some ugly, ugly lolcows out there, but with Sean, I actively cannot stand looking at him.
 
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Tragi-Chan said:
What I find particularly disturbing is that he seems to think being apparently topless and supine in bed is a good look for him. God only knows what self-delusion controls his brain.

He’s one of the few lolcows who I actively find repulsive to look at. I mean, there are some ugly, ugly lolcows out there, but with Sean, I actively cannot stand looking at him.
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Sean is definitely the most repulsive cow and not just because he makes no attempt at looking like a woman. I'm still not sure if his head is huge or he's just really fat and has a microcephaly like Beetlejuice from the Stern Show.
 
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Yeah, it's definitely a deadly mixture of already being completely physically unattractive by literally any standard, but he always looks so smug about himself. The comfort he has in sharing his hideous visage, body, voice and greed then bragging about the totally real hot """sapphic sex""" he's having... it's like being asked to not only eat shit, but also compliment the chef.

Never has someone needed to self improve so much and never even considered that possibility in passing.
 
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grandpasatan said:
Yeah, it's definitely a deadly mixture of already being completely physically unattractive by literally any standard, but he always looks so smug about himself. The comfort he has in sharing his hideous visage, body, voice and greed then bragging about the totally real hot """sapphic sex""" he's having... it's like being asked to not only eat shit, but also compliment the chef.

Never has someone needed to self improve so much and never even considered that possibility in passing.
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I'd say he is a perfect living exemplar of that feminist saying "Give me the self confidence of a mediocre white male." except he's hardly living.
 
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Is Sean here friends with Secret Gnomer Girl?

Because these brazen displays of selfie would be juuuuust tolerable if they stimulated Jake to get over his terminal shyness (excuse me, I meant to say relocation-program-tier OpSec) and post some selfies with "the boobs dress" and infamous red wig, etc.
 
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grandpasatan said:
Yeah, it's definitely a deadly mixture of already being completely physically unattractive by literally any standard, but he always looks so smug about himself. The comfort he has in sharing his hideous visage, body, voice and greed then bragging about the totally real hot """sapphic sex""" he's having... it's like being asked to not only eat shit, but also compliment the chef.

Never has someone needed to self improve so much and never even considered that possibility in passing.
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Remember, once upon a time, this revolting blob was married.
 
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Anything else you'd like to list Sean? Maybe some gas money?
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I'm shocked he hasn't used TikTok for grifting yet. You'd think it would be a much younger, more naive audience.
 
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Wallace said:
Remember, once upon a time, this revolting blob was married.
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I assume he was less freakish back then. If not, incels have no excuse.
JY's Tampon said:
Anything else you'd like to list Sean? Maybe some gas money?
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I'm shocked he hasn't used TikTok for grifting yet. You'd think it would be a much younger, more naive audience.
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I guess kids don’t have as much money as he’s looking for. He’s hoping for the Good Samaritans who will drop hundreds on him out of pity and self-righteousness. How much do hookers cost these days?
 
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Kicking off the month with a modest $1350 "I need".
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I guess he's back on the rent grift.
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I was going to ask why these twitter goblins are always so strapped for cash and glued to social media instead of looking for work, but I remembered that these are mentally ill manchildren who would probably die if you made them do a 6 hour shift at Burger King.

At what point do you drop the LARP and face the music?
 
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WinnieTheJew said:
I was going to ask why these twitter goblins are always so strapped for cash and glued to social media instead of looking for work, but I remembered that these are mentally ill manchildren who would probably die if you made them do a 6 hour shift at Burger King.

At what point do you drop the LARP and face the music?
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When whoever or whatever is enabling them finally says "no". Maybe a parent, maybe a government tugboat, or maybe an inheritance that dwindles to nothing.
 
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GleamingTheQ-Bert said:
Is Sean here friends with Secret Gnomer Girl?

Because these brazen displays of selfie would be juuuuust tolerable if they stimulated Jake to get over his terminal shyness (excuse me, I meant to say relocation-program-tier OpSec) and post some selfies with "the boobs dress" and infamous red wig, etc.
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Doubtful. Jake only wants friends who will either do what he says or has the influence he craves. Not only would Sean's coom-posting irritate Jake's prudish 'asexuality', but he has nothing else to offer except a chance to bite into Jake's Patreon money.

Fortunately for us, at the start of the year in Jake's thread a few recent photos he posted to Discord were shared, so while the buxom redhead that Jake pretends to be is nowhere in sight, we have seen him in a hideous wig and with what he thinks of as appropriate attire.

God, can you imagine these two in the same room? It would be the least appealing sequel to Worms ever.
 
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