Satirical Headlines - fake headlines parodying how evil journos are.

[CornBogFitz]

Make a fake headline parodying how evil journalists actually are. Be as detailed as you like. Include stock photos.

Why Cannibalism is Actually More Moral Than Not Being Vegan.
By Ima Veil

 

[Ewan McGregor]

White Boys Are Feeling More And More Unhappy, And That's A Good Thing

By Meevah Maphampritpratpreet

 

[Trump's Chosen]

I used to do this all the time.

 

[Troon_Patrol]

I promise I'll come up with something good later but, honestly do we need to even make "fake" fake news at this point?

%100 real title, no mention of assassination attempt or being shot in the head by a 5.56 projectile. 11 words and they could fit in "shot" into the headline.

 

[Stephanie Bustcakes]

There are some good ones in this thread of the same topic: (Mods, maybe merge threads?)

My favorite being this one.

 

[Nigger Cobson]

BREAKING NEWS: Scientists found out the first OP who isn't a fag.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

New study shows 85% of all statistics are just made up: "We just pull them out of our asses" source reveals

 

[TheRetardKing]

YUMMY: Toxic waste plant poisons entire town's water supply and EVERYBODY DIED.