Say something autistic

[Jonah Hill poster]

It’s 2020 but I’m living life like it’s 3020.

Come at me, ya boomers!

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

I visit this forum every day.

 

[UnsufficentBoobage]

I sexualised mosquitos as a form of revenge. *

This actually had non-autistic context, but the phrase itself!

 

[NIGGER ASS PEE POOPY RAPE]

if null doesn't release the new minecraft server today like he promised I'm going to kill myself

 

[Marshall the Dalmatian]

Thanos car can suck my coon cock

 

[Ciscoipphone]

TENDIES TENDIES I WANT TENDIES GIMME TENDIES GIMME TENDIES MUMMY PLEASE I NEED MY TENDIES I LOVE TENDIES YUMMY TENDIES ANY TENDIES I WANT THEM ALL!☺ CHICKIE TENDIES FISHIE TENDIES EVEN TENDIES FROM THE MALL WENDYS TENDIES MCDONGERS TENDIES I LOVE LOVE LOVE THEM ALL MUMMY PLEASEIE WHY NO TENDIES I DID MY GOOD BOY CHORES AND ALL☹ BED AT SEVEN POOPY TIME I DIDNT EVEN CRY OR WHINE MUMMY PLEASE I NEED MY TENDIES CRISPY JUICY YUMMY TENDIES MUMMY IF I HAVE NO TENDIES HOW WILL YOUR BOY GROW BIG AND TALL? MUMMY PLEASE I NEED MY TENDIES IF I DONT GET ILL STOMP AND HUFF AND SHOUT I IF DONT GET MY CRISPY TENDIES ILL CRY AND HIDE AND POUT MUMMY PLEASE I NEED MY TENDIES I KNOW I WAS A BAD BAD BOY BUT TODAY I WAS A GOOD GOOD BOY I MUST HAVE POINTS FOR TENDIES NOW YES I MADE A LITTLE PLOPPY IN THE CORNER IN THE HALL BUT SOMETIMES BABBY HAS TO POOPIE AND CANT MAKE IT TO THE STALL MUMMY PLEASE I NEED MY TENDIES IF I DONT GET I'LL DIE AND ALL MUMMY WHY NOT CHICKIE TENDIES EVEN TENDIES FROM THE MALL IF NO TENDIES THEN YOU KNOW I NEED MY MUMMY MILKIES TOO MUMMY MILKIES MUMMY MILKIES GIVE MY MUMMY MILKIES NOW I KNOW YOU HAVE YOU BIG FAT SOW IN YOUR MUMMY MILKERS THEYRE UDDERS LIKE ON A COW MUMMY MILKIES MUMMY MILKIES WARMY CREAMY MUMMY MILKIES I WANT THEM ON MY CHINNY CHIN CHIN AS I YUM YUM SLURP THEM ALL RIGHT IN MUMMY MILKIES MUMMY MILKIES IF I DONT GET ILL STOMP AND SHOUT MUMMY MILKIES MUMMY MILKIES IM GONNA CRY AND GONNA POUT I CANT BELIEVE MY MUMMY HATES ME I GUESS ILL DIE ALONE

 

[Jason Wynn]

Asperger's isn't TRUE AND HONEST autism

 

[Pina Colada]

Do my boobs feel like bags of sand to you?

 

[Damien Thorne]

What has two butts and kills people?

An assassin.

 

[A Grey Cat]

I'm not autistic I was just very drunk when I said that!

 

[Benzo Samurai]

redpill

 

[Crustyguy]

It would be so badass if Borat had a game for the GBA (not the DS!)

 

[Rape Ape]

HAIL FEMINISAAM! HEIL PATRIARCHY! SCHNELL! SCHNELL! MEN BAD! KILL MEN! PRAISE WAMAN! NO HUMANISMS!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_w7jOxOKI48

WHERE'S THOSE ORGAONS!

A perfect dose of autism ^^

 

[Anti Fun Aktion]

Mario's not bald!!! Luigi is supposed to have a mustache!!!

 

[Very Clever Nickname]

Super Mario 64 is the best game to ever exist and if you don't agree YOUR WRONG!!!

 

[Crankenstein]

something autistic.

 

[A Grey Cat]

If those dolls didn't want to have sex with me they would have said so!

 

[OvercookedBacon]

"If you give someone a death threat and they're not harmed, it's not a threat."

 

[The Sauce Boss]

Just me and my daddy, hanging out I got pretty hungry so I started to pout He asked if I was down ⬇for something yummy and I asked what and he said he'd give me his cummies! Yeah! Yeah! I drink them! I slurp them! I swallow them whole It makes daddy happy so it's my only goal... Harder daddy! Harder daddy! 1 cummy, 2 cummy, 3 cummy, 4 I'm daddy's pillow princebut I'm also a whore! He makes me feel squishy!He makes me feel good! He makes me feel everything a little should!~ Wa-What!

Kill me.

 

[Azafran90]

MLP is a serious adult cartoon filled with philosophical themes like friendship!