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[WC 027]

Are a soyboy with a soy intolerance

 

[HY 140]

likes Marvel vs Capcom infinite over Dragon ball fighter

 

[WC 027]

Gets a ladyboner from the Earthbound's game's scratch and sniff cards

 

[Wraith]

Currently has the most engaging stiff enormous penis you could ever see. Problem is he has to hide it in his purse when his ex-wife is around. Bitch would want that too in the divorce settlement, and you damn well know she'll want more than half.

 

[HY 140]

takes the souls of Lolcows in their sleep

 

[Gorgar]

The person who made Sad Satan

 

[UnsufficentBoobage]

Has no clue he is actually fifth clone out of dozen.

 

[The Great Chandler]

Has never played Shadow Hearts like every plebian scum.

 

[HY 140]

is Chris Chan crica 2009

 

[UnsufficentBoobage]

Is a self-aware neural network

 

[A Useless Fish]

Has yet to discover that I am his real father.

 

[UnsufficentBoobage]

Is actually his avatar

 

[polonium]

Once punched a pregnant woman in the butthole so hard her baby came out concussed.

 

[UnsufficentBoobage]

Has actual nuts for nuts.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

bought the cup used in two girls one cup, never washed it.

 

[UnsufficentBoobage]

Did the very thing he just accused me of doing.

 

[Dovahshit]

makes love to the tapeworm he fished out of his dogs twitchy anus. and keeps it alive by putting it in his own anus over and over agai.

 

[Sadcake]

Masturbated furiously while writing above post.

 

[Reynard]

Made the sad cake as an expressionist art piece.

 

[Pina Colada]

Is the mouse that will slay when the cat's away.