I will feel the winds of a victory. I have a shining future. I might have to be a lode stone in the process. I will be brought out of this dungeon into the shining light of truth, justice, and the Wraithy way.
I have great legs and have been told I also have great boobs.
I've also been told that I have a good positive attitude, which makes me happy. I was more of a bitter asshole in the past and have made a lot of progress in re-programing how I think. I'm pushing to be as positive and engaging online as I can be to counteract the fact that being a bitter asshole is trendy now. (I mean, I still hang out here and make fun of fat people but it's all about balance.)
Memeing aside, I'm pretty funny, a good lyricist, a decent friend, a hard worker and I can take a hell of a beating and laugh it off over some beers the next day.
I managed to finish and enjoy reading a 973 page book. I have the best parents anyone could ask for. I am loved by so many wonderful people. I have my whole family together for the first time in ages thanks to coronavirus.