Say something optimistic about the person above you

[AA 102]

Is actually a lion.

 

[Abethedemon]

Doesn't just post on these kinds of threads.

 

[VJ 120]

Has decent enough eyelashes

 

[Stardust]

Their avatar (at the time of typing this) is amusing, and their username (as of typing this, too) makes me giggle happily.

 

[c-no]

Look rather shocking for an avatar.

 

[The Dude]

You're one of my favorite forum members and I enjoy your posts. And you haven't died yet! That's optimistic!

 

[Muncie Anderson]

Always stays positive.

 

[jts1281]

Got a message from GodJesus about the Unclit 2.0, so he's probably some sort of Prophet

 

[NQ 952]

You'll matter to some one day

 

[drain]

You will be adored as a goat divinity soon

 

[Ntwadumela]

You have avenged the loveshies.
Go now, you must do the same for the incels.

 

[Gym Leader Elesa]

You are the last Saladin of your kind.

 

[drain]

You'll be the only true Pokemon Master some day

 

[Anime-Chan]

has a sailor moon wand, which must mean you fight for justice

 

[Coldgrip]

Has excellent taste in drugs.

 

[Ntwadumela]

You will be venerated as a god in a remote Indian village.

 

[Apocalypso]

You will soon be king.

 

[drain]

Your enemies will fear and respect you

 

[feedtheoctopus]

You'll get laid some day Elliot

 

[drain]

You won't end up on some restaurant table.