Say something optimistic about the person above you

[Gordon Cole]

You'll live out your dream of being a magical princess/cat girl hybrid.

 

[drain]

You're really Lars from Yucatan Suckerman. Don't let anyone tell you that you aren't.

 

[Ntwadumela]

You won't be as infamous or vilified as Anders Behring Breivik

 

[drain]

You won't be as infamous or vilified as Anders Behring Breivik

Thank god, I always wanted to be recognized as a kawaii boy!

You're the only hope for your kind.

 

[Bradley Spectacular]

You'll become a beautiful neko-boi one day. All you have to do is believe, you kawaii-ass mofo.

 

[drain]

You will become the leader of a boy band, Bradley-senpai

 

[Gordon Cole]

If you can change your avatar, you can change the world.

 

[DoctorJimmyRay]

You will find a lost manuscript detailing how Thomas Aquinas fell into a really dark nihilistic atheism phase towards the end of his life. The magnum opus will have a title that translates to "You Know What? This Is Some Straight Bullshit I've Been Slinging, Dog". The church whitewashed the codex and copied onto it the earliest extant medical text on the formation of stool. Nice job!

 

[Gordon Cole]

You can love yourself, regardless of what you look like sometimes.

 

[Ntwadumela]

You'll make the best Nazi porn the world has ever seen.

 

[Ariel]

Maybe you will wake up tomorrow and decide to become a christian.

 

[LM 697]

You will meet Fatman one day.

 

[Ariel]

So will you

 

[StarvingAutist]

Just remember, you are someone's dream girl.

(Or boy)

 

[Ntwadumela]

You will lead Aspergia to prosperity better than @Autphag was ever capable of.

 

[NQ 952]

You will not poop yourself today.

 

[drain]

You won't end on someones table.

 

[Ntwadumela]

You'll find that special someone to have a relationship with.

 

[Apocalypso]

One day, son, all this will be yours.

 

[Gordon Cole]

You'll get a better remake of Splatterhouse than the one we got.