Say something optimistic about the person above you

[Potatomongrel]

You probably aren't autistic.

 

[drain]

You're a beautiful potato. A farm-prize type of potato.

 

[Gordon Cole]

You have a chin and dick that would make Bruce Campbell envious.

 

[Ntwadumela]

You'll have a legit career in the music industry.

 

[Gordon Cole]

Your death was not in vain.

 

[Zarkov]

Having played the Babadook will propel you to international fame.

 

[50K Death March]

Really when you think about it, all that fear gas you pumped into Batman helped him to kinda get over the death of his parents. I wouldn't say you deepened the scars by any means and in fact you probably gave him a better grounding in the guilt he felt regarding their death. It was also nice of you to let him mash your face into the ground on multiple occasions so he could feel good about all that lifting he'd been doing to get swole.

 

[Coldgrip]

Will bring home the gold in the death march olympics.

 

[cumrobbery]

Will stop roleplaying in Inner Circle for once

 

[TL 532]

Will stop roleplaying for once

Probably won't choke to death on a dick tomorrow.

 

[Mossy]

You have a good life ahead of you.

 

[Ntwadumela]

Cats are popular man, you'll get through in life.

 

[c-no]

People can't take you for a furry despite having Simba avatars.

 

[QI 541]

You probably aren't really a balding obese middle-aged man IRL

 

[Gordon Cole]

Maybe you'll find an avatar that'll suit you one of these days.

 

[Apocalypso]

Girls are gonna be all over you.

 

[bottomfeeder]

Your glitchy skull icon both intimidates people and lets them know you're cool

 

[glass_houses]

The mud you suck up from the bottom is always of the highest quality.

 

[drain]

No one will break your glass houses.

 

[c-no]

I'm sure you will lose your virginity soon. It's not like you could die a virgin.