say what u want to say

[Rose Breeder]

The best is yet to come.

 

[Diesel]

I just want to have fun on the Internet.

 

[Uncle Sid]

Nah nigga just start doing shit outside.

If you're dirty and twitchy enough you can say whatever the fuck you want and nobody will care.

That's what I do when I'm off work. During the 9 hours a day I'm forced to be online, this is the only place I can escape from the relentless childishness of the entre rest of the internet. It's the only adult-oriented forum that's not some kind of sex cauldron.

 

[Just a Humble Farmer]

NIGGER
NIGGER
NIGGER
NIGGER
NIGGER
NIGGER
NIGGER
NIGGER
NIGGER
NIGGER
NIGGER

Ok, I feel better.

Big ups, Pepsi sniffer

 

[soft bones]

How do Asians squat like they do? It hurts my knees trying to do it.

 

[Radical Goodspeed]

Dialate
Dialtate
Dialate, tranny
You are a disgrace to your family

 

[wlan0]

I am under your foreskin and on the online

 

[Unique User Name]

You know I'm not too fond of those trannies personally.

The more I find out about these transsexuals, the more I think that quite a few of them are real jerks!

Just a regular set of battle axes!

 

[PercyFrancienCaramello]

Getting rid of pointless doxing to keep this website?
yeah probably
sucks that we may not have a farms megathread on the chris chan trial as its happening

I think it's a hill worth abandoning. I know many will disagree.

 

[Nig Kang Theory]

Kiwi Parms

A delightful twist on Eggplant Parmesan where kiwi slices are delicately arranged over a bed of tomato sauce and buried in fine parmesan cheese. It is absolutely revolting and will make you vomit, but considered a delicacy in certain subforums.

Kiwi's Shwarm

Roasted kiwi meat on a rotating stick, glazed with orange Fanta which caramelizes as the meat roasts. Served in a pita with canned vegetables and an unidentifiable white sauce.

And for picky eaters - Kiwi Farms Chicken Tenders and Mac n Cheese

This dish showcases mildly sticky reheated Tyson breaded chicken tenders beside a small cup of industrial style mac n cheese. For posters so autistic that even a burger is too daring and exotic.

 

[Empryean]

I only just got here, shame it might end so soon even if I am just a lurker.

 

[Homer Simpson]

Trannies need to stay off the internet.

 

[Ghost of Ted Kaczynski]

>2020
>long time

"Hurr durr, I never lurked, I just made an account and started spewing shit from my mouth"

Thats you, retard.

 

[Bunny Tracks]

The "dear *insert name here*" posts aren't funny, or cool, and just shit up threads with their autism prevalence.

 

[Salty Squid]

Piss on me. Fucking piss on me but do it in the antarctic so that the pee freezes in mid air while you are pissing off a building and the piss turns to spear’s. impale me with frozen urine and then shit on my butt corpse. Im a fat gay and I want to go to Ice Hell ftw.

 

[Varretnon847]

If this site dies then I will finally go outside.

 

[Hexahe]

I LOVE CATBOY RANCH MMMMMMM BATHTUB ESTROGEN SO TASTY!!!!

 

[Mossy]

Like all the lolcow forums that went down before this, the users will migrate.
Even if the site goes down, we'll see each other again. Laughing at people on the internet is universal.

 

[Jaded Optimist]

I picked a great time to be on vacation and mostly internet-less

 

[Sheepfucker]

it's over for kiwifarms cels