say what u want to say

[Anonymous Dimwit]

If this is the end, I want you to remember one thing:

I'm Leonard Nimoy

 

[Chickin BBQ]

This place smells like Feds and piss. I expect the piss, the fed smell worrys me.

Excuse me, feds don't smell, they glow. You utter glownigger.

 

[Lonely Charlotte]

Troons will not divide us! We Kiwis stay hungry, we devour!

 

[Chocolate Wombat]

Kiwi Farms shut down?
What’s he that wishes so?
That degenerate Keffals? No, my fair niggers:
If we are mark’d for DDOSing, we are enow
To do the Internet loss; and if to survive,
The fewer users, the greater share of sneed.
Null’s will! I pray thee, wish not one shitposter more.
By Null, I am not covetous for newfags,
Nor care I who doth quote my sperging;
It yearns me not that troons are angry;
Such outward things dwell not in my desires:
But if it be a sin to covet sneedposting,
I am the most offending soul alive.
No, faith, my niggers, wish not for newfags:
Null’s peace! I would not lose so great an honour
As one poster more, methinks, would share from us
For the best hope I have. O, do not wish one more!
Rather proclaim it, faggot, through the thread,
That he which hath no stomach for this site,
Let him depart; his passport shall be made
And sheckels for convoy put into his cryptowallet:
We would not sneed in that faggot’s company
That fears his fellowship to post with us.
This day is called the feast of Kiwi Farms:
He that outlives this day, and comes safe undoxed,
Will stand a tip-toe when the day is named,
And rouse him at the name of Kiwi Farms.
He that shall post this day, and become an oldfag,
Will yearly on the vigil IM his neighbours,
And say ‘To-morrow is Kiwi Farms Day:’
Then will he show his post history and display his autism.
And say ‘These shitposts I had on Kiwi Farms day.’
Oldfags forget: yet all shall be forgot,
But he’ll remember with advantages
What luncay he did that day: then shall lolcow names.
Familiar in his mouth as household words
KingCobraJFS, Ethan Ralph and Patrick Tomlinson,
Keffals and Nick Fuentes, Jessica Yaniv and Chris Chan,
Be in their shitposts freshly ridiculed.
This story shall the good man teach his son;
And Kiwi Farms Day shall ne’er go by,
From this day to the ending of the world,
But we in it shall be remember’d;
We few, we happy few, we band of retarded nigger faggots;
For he to-day that spergs in threads with me
Shall be my brother; be he ne’er so autistic,
This day shall gentle his condition:
And troons in Canada now a-bed
Shall think themselves accursed they were mocked here,
And hold their axwounds cheap whiles any speaks
That sneedposted with us upon Kiwi Farms day.

 

[Thomas Paine]

 

[Richard Tuggs]

Troons hate fun, MTG is a retard, Keffals will never be a woman. Always keep your fluids pure.

 

[Android raptor]

Tard Baby General still has the best threadname on the site

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

It's an honour and a privilege - should the site go down, it was an honour and a privilege.

To the loony troons of the world: you will never become the sex you want to be. Even if this site goes down people aren't going to magically stop talking shit and laughing behind your backs.

 

[King Kiwi]

Going to buy the site back.

 

[it's pronounced gif]

Faggot kikes

 

[smallmilk]

Can I get every rating, please?

 

[Wheresthepaper]

Byuu is pegging Keffals as we speak

 

[LettuceMan]

Troonism is proof enough we need insane asylums back.

 

[Trigger Me Timbers]

You can ban me from websites, you can try to have me fired, you can even try to remove whole websites…
but you can’t stop me laughing with my friends behind your back at what a fool you are.

 

[Pharaoh Fungus]

BIX NOOD muthafukkerz

 

[bonezzz]

Kekills you rot hole fuck, may you get the cancer in the axe wound.

and fuck you gunt man, your stupid and gay.

(there, i vented)

 

[Ma_Hooty]

Fucking Twitter faggots thinking KF not having Cloudflare = permanent shutdown of the site is exactly what I'd expect fridge temperature IQ Redditors and The Pronoun Police to believe.

Leave mommy's dank basement, go outside and absorb ultraviolet light, you bunch of knuckle-dragging cave goblins.

 

[King Kiwi]

I lied.

Can't buy anything with fake ivory.

 

[Prehistoric Jazz]

Brooks Was Here

 

[abdulaziz]

dear keffals