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Rick: We'll always have Paris. We didn't have, we, we lost it until you came to Casablanca. We got it back last night.

Ilsa: When I said I would never leave you.

Rick: And you never will. But I've got a job to do, too. Where I'm going, you can't follow. What I've got to do, you can't be any part of. Ilsa, I'm no good at being noble, but it doesn't take much to see that the problems of three little people don't amount to a hill of beans in this crazy world. Someday you'll understand that.

[Ilsa lowers her head and begins to cry]

Rick: Now, now...

[Rick gently places his hand under her chin and raises it so their eyes meet]

Rick: Here's looking at you kid.
 
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I ran over an old lady in Bangkok in 1998. When I took the car back to the rental place they asked me about the damage and I just walked out the door pretending that I didn't speak English, even though I spoke to them in English an hour beforehand.

Nobody ever came after me so I guess I got away with it.
 
Did you know in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3"03' tall and 63.9 pounds. this means they're large enough to be able to handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there's no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll eyes, Captivate, Charm and Tail Whip along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it'd be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close with this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat + high HP pool + Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more.

However, screw the female version. You get those same ol' two holes in literally everything else. The male Vappy is the real star of the show.

Those long slippery dicks; they have full mobility control and like a tentacle are the perfect ass filler for the ultimate in-deep reaching experience nothing else could possibly provide. Naturally lubed at all times due to their aquatic hydrodynamic nature, you can pull out anywhere to the side of the road or go into a public restroom at the beach; get each other aroused, and have the fuck of a lifetime. The extraordinary squishyness of the Vappy alone rubbing against you would be enough to lose yourself in pleasure as it simply mounts you. Let alone as that perfect tool of pleasure slips into you, it's ability to snake around your bends and its perfect length make it seem that a Vappy dick was made specifically for your booty. Enjoy the feeling of being completely filled while also being able to see it if you have a tight tummy.

And that's only the dick; due to having internal balls, they're much bigger and pack a lot more cream to load you up with, along with having muscles around them to make sure every drop comes out while also being a lot more powerful than any external balls could ever hope to achieve, giving you a deep, complete filling to rock your world to your literal core, and beyond.

There's still more though; due to having a thick, powerful tail connected from their back and front, that means all their fun stuff is on the front and easy to access. Meaning, if you were even comfortable with having your dick point backwards (takes some training), you can be fucked, while also fucking your Vappy at the same time! Meowth, that's fucking right!

But, but, but! There's still fucking more! Like, holy shit, male Vaps are the gods of fuck. While you're fucking your male Vappy, possibly while also being fucked by him, their booty is on their tail at the base, which is the thickest part, because that's where the biggest muscles are. This means that while your dick is in there, it's being fucking massaged, better than even a vag could achieve! Agh! It should be fucking illegal because how amazing male Vaps are for fuck!

Well guess what? That only covered you being a softy, wholesome fucker like me. That's right. There's. Even. Fucking. More! Say you like to be a little restrained: you don't need a Sylveon's feelers for that, or an Umbreon/Espeon's psychic powers, or Leafeon's vines. Vappies got that shit covered too! Did you even see that tail?! It's basically a boa constrictor. In a non-sexual sense, it's my favorite part of a Vappy. It's basically their main part about them. But, if you want them to, it can be a super useful tool to enhance your knotty experience with them. Despite the slippyness, you won't be going anywhere if the Vappy wraps you up in that thing.

Are you a super kinkster? Do you like pure fantasy fetishes that aren't possible IRL? Such as, say, soft vore? Well guess fucking what. It just became possible! They can be solid as they pass your lips (past where your eyes can see them) and turn into water as they enter you, allowing them to fit perfectly, 'cuz nothing fits into any spot more perfectly than water, except air like a ghost type. But who wants to do knotty shit with air? You can't feel it unless it's moving; you can always feel liquids. Speaking of liquids, even if you're a weirdo who likes digestion, don't worry about killing them with absorption. Eventually, they'll come back out and be able to reform like nothing happened. Speaking of hurting them, if you get too rough, or you're a horrible abusive asshole to them on purpose for your own pleasure (QnQ), they can just turn to water and reform back to their completely unscathed body, making scars or missing pieces a thing of the past!

I would love to say there's even more you can do with them, but the possibilities are damn near endless. Use your imagination. But if you get one, you better show this god of fuck the respect it deserves. Umbreons maybe my favorite but, damn, Vappies really want to get that top spot from me. It's a really close call.

Anyway,
Ladies and gents let me tell you how absolutely fuckable furries are. There is just a type of furry that can absolutely be a blast raw dogging on their cute little asses that makes me cum gallons.
Something about a furry who's into weird shit like vore, weight gain and character body shapes that are far from ever being a possibility in reality that makes them so hot.
The last time I fucked this twink (protected sex of course, don't want to fuck our lives up) he moaned like a slut. Begging for more. He wanted to get on HRT, not because he's trans, but because he wants to grow huge tits and live his life as real femboy.
You'll cowards don't even live life to it's fullest if you're not sticking your dick deep in some femboy ass and leaving the condom in.
 
It's been my favourite place on the internet for three years Even if politicunts succeed in killing it - you've done a great job Jersh.
 
Hey Kiwi Farmers,

My name is Lucas, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, transphobic, incels who spend every second of their day harassing trans youths. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you even been swatted? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of trans suicide statistics, but you all take it to a whole new level. This is even worse than getting doxed because of bed sheets.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I'm a successful Twitch streamer and findom. What do you Kiwi Farmers do, other than "raise awareness of my illicit grooming activities on Discord?" I also ratio tons of people on Twitter, and have a harem of confused catboys to give me nudes (one of them just dilated me; Shit was SO cash). You are all incels who should suck my inverted penis. Thanks for listening.

[AGP Smirk Followed By Two Minutes of Dead Air]

Pic related: It's me and my dead dad, lol

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Jim Metokur is a faggot, groomer, obese, weeb, and hypocritical grifter. His thread is full of love bombing and every user who sucks his dick in that thread would be banned if they did that in any other thread.

Metokur all throughout this sector is treated with respect and worship he never nor does deserve. That is what you arent allowed to speak because protectors of nonces like KAP (who is 40 years old and is a failed musician) will report you with his discord cabal.
 
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