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  • 🔧 At about Midnight EST I am going to completely fuck up the site trying to fix something.
I seriously missed an opportunity and I can't believe my fucking horrible fucking luck

I was just about to go to court too. JUST ABOUT TO GO TO TRIAL
I was going to use my lolcow powers to raise money for my blockchain protocol, but you fuckers just took shit too far.
and now Kiwi Farms is a total fucking miss for me.
fuck you
fuck your forums

I could have literally made shit so much more fucking entertaining than fucking keffals and this lukewarm trans shit.
I was going to have my protocol suicide me with all the money inside of it right now, and all I needed was to piss off a whole bunch of people and stir some pedo-shit into the mix.
Goddammit. I seriously can't believe this is happening.

You have until september 21st you fucking assholes
 
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Was the old error screen taken down? During downtime I noticed the generic cloudflare error screen instead of the regular KF one.
 
Ive had a few drinks and have a bad feeling that Josh is going to pull the plug and announce it on stream tomorrow. I have no factual reason to believe it but trusting my gut works out more often than not.

RIP if true, L if I'm just retarded
 
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Why didn't the "wizards" just cast themselves out of the dullest franchise in the history of movie franchises? Seriously each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody? Just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

a-at least the books were good though
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"No!" The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.
 
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